I've been sick since before Christmas 😭😭😭

Lazy Sunday

So if you want to see my dick and ass and maybe me having sex (if anyone wants to take pics or video of that) follow this one

What is that thing on your shoulders and chest? I don't recognize it

I've decided to make a separate naughty Bluesky @izaakbutnaked.bsky.social

Yes 🥵

OK am I the only one bothered by the spacing of these posters?

POV: you're at the gym

Lol I watched that!

Just a little tired baby ❤️

I guess I should start posting nudes or something.

I really like this sweater

I guess I should use this more or whatever

@vajrayogurt.bsky.social and I have merged into one being

The mighty huntress hides in the jungle awaiting her next prey

All the inconsistencies of life smooth out I can see the universe for what it really is. And then just as slowly I dissolve back into the nothingness from whence I came.

Then I usually wake up and need to pee.

Eventually I become myself after an eternity but then slowly (just as slowly) continue to grow in awareness past my current level until I understand everything. Everything makes perfect sense.

So I have this occasional recurring dream where I'm absolutely nothing, no form, no consciousness, no awareness, but I slowly, very slowly coalesce together become increasingly and incrementally aware (and by slow I mean eons. Billions of years.)

I went to the community center yesterday. They have an indoor pool. It was just fun to get into the water.

French onion soup 🇫🇷🧅🍲

Grilled cheese with sharp cheddar and caramelized onions

I has a mustache now

Yay!

I've started journaling. Just to try it out. It's kind of cathartic.

European Plumbing is a perfect pun business name. It's a believable possible business name, but just opaque enough that you're not sure if they meant for it to be a pun or not. Solid.

Went to see Phantom of the Opera from 1925 with @vajrayogurt.bsky.social

Walmart delivered a 40 lb bag of dog food to us. The problem is a. I didn't order it and b. We don't have a dog. I called them up and they said to keep it, so we donated it to the Humane Society.