good god

Should’ve known it could be a special season after this…

“The MAGA crowd is made of dumb people — like, SUPER dumb people. And they fall for it.”

For my @wired.com feature debut, I talked to Sam, a guy who made thousands of dollars on Instagram by scamming MAGA men with Emily Hart, an AI generated, Trump-loving influencer. www.wired.com/story/ai-gen...

“I used AI to combine the data from two excel lists and then send emails to people who were on one list but not another. Saved me so much time.”

My brother in academia, you just fucking discovered mail merge. Welcome to early nineties computing.

“I’d have voted for Obama a third time if I could” from “get out”

I’d vote for Kamala’s 3rd failed presidential bid if I could

I couldn't help myself

just watched a redneck eating chicken tikka masala for the first time describe it as “if a country italian person prepared it in a chinese kinda way”

Playoff Risto is here and he’s beautiful.

Live for it. Bleed for it. Die for it.

#letsgoflyers #ignitetheorange

Morning. 😎

GOOD MORNING TO THE PHILADELPHIA FLYERS AND THEIR FANS — THIS IS HOW I’M ENTERING EVERY MEETING

How it sounded on Penguins TV

1. MARTONE.

Please do not take a RB at 3 overall

🥹

That would have been the first penalty shot OT goal in NHL history, by the way.

Shooters are 0-for-5 all-time.

When your its inevitable product is definitely doing well

homosexuals, imagine you're going skydiving with a homophobic baby.
suddenly the baby tells you he won't open his parachute until you renounce homosexuality. what would you do?

Crosby took himself off the ice late in a game while trailing because he cared more about getting revenge on a guy who outplayed him tonight and it may have cost them a chance to tie it. Genuine loser behavior. Sad!

Quote post with your favorite fictional coded or literal stoner

I mean, y'all know.

#MST3K

~ is short for Tilda Swinton

Oh my God he doubled down 😂😂

Emails show Amazon colluding with other firms to raise prices, California authorities allege The previously redacted messages were unveiled as part of an antitrust battle with California attorney general Rob Bonta

Emails released on Monday by California’s attorney general show Amazon allegedly colluding with other companies to raise the prices of pet treats, khaki pants, eyedrops and other products sold online

Yes they are #flyers

💯

Flyers are up 2-0

Flyers were destined to go on a playoff heater after this happened

Phillies choosing this Flyers run and the NFL draft to absolutely have the bottom fall out is top tier strategy by them ngl

2. WHAT A PLAY BY OWEN TIPPETT! HATHAWAY MAKES IT 2-0

THE GOOD GUYS WIN AGAIN!

PORTER MARTONE GETS IT STARTED IN GAME 2

TIM SAUNDERS AND TODD FEDORUK ON THE CALL!

#LetsGoFlyers