Agree. Time to fake a heart attack. Get carried out on a stretcher, go directly to a bar.

AI, defined in one sentence.

The best revenge is living well.

...and also reminding everyone that the other guy is a racist clown show begging for dimes.

I think it's that band with that Brimful of Asha on the 45 song

A close up poster of peaches

@sailormoondamus.gobirds.online Walked by this sign in Wegmans and thought of your account

"I have betrayed you"

"Oh sweet. Finally! Do we fight to the death now or do we just smoke bomb away and save our final confrontation for a forest and/or rooftop duel later?"

Impressive. It's a very exclusive club you have to be a member to get in. Like Augusta without the racism.

The hats are good and the rest should be scrapped entirely

Next trip bring back a can of crude and some helium for me!

I'm not sure she's on target with this one, but as a woman who has taken a ton of abuse just for being in the sports world I can see why her gut reaction would always to give the benefit of the doubt to other women in her field. Even if that is probably giving her a big blind spot on this one.

That's the goal. Let's you get to see another birthday next year!

I came here to see if you survived but sounds like it was low key!

This does open up the possibility that you could have a burrito for all 3 meals today.

What if you do a breakfast burrito for dinner because everyone loves breakfast for dinner.

Lunch is a wildcard.

Yes. But not with any of us :(

I watched that entire video thinking that he was going to get called out or called back to first for some BS and have a tantrum and physically take the base with him when he got ejected.

Counterpoint: that is some pretty bread

Drumline Elmo needs to vary it up to keep their identity secret. Sort of like DoomBots.

Buying too many of something then giving it away for free...that's almost a reverse heist

Two sports broadcasters standing in front of some of the letters in words on a sign so it makes it appear the sign says "Big Turd"

Post something random or y'all will have a crappy April.

Challenge: Accepted

Happy Bday!

If you take two you might just wake up on Sunday like Jesus.

Enjoy your looooong nap

And to be clear: I can also make the same bad decisions everyone else makes and weigh that against my exercise and whether I just deserve a goddamned donut today without feeling like it's a moral failing.

Oh when I'm not ravenously hungry all the time even after eating I can stop and make normal, conscious, healthy food choices that many people can do naturally?

Yes, please.

A tweet saying" I have wanted to die since the day I was born. I say into a drive-thru Mike at Wendy's at 4:00 a.m.. they aren't even open until 6:00

This one, for me:

Renoir, Cezanne and Matisse paintings stolen from Italian museum in 3-minute heist | CNN Paintings by Pierre-Auguste Renoir, Paul Cezanne and Henri Matisse have been stolen from a museum in northern Italy, in a brazen heist that took just three minutes, according to authorities.

@briancgrubb.bsky.social FISH PAINTING HEIST

www.cnn.com/2026/03/30/s...

Thanks for all the enshitification!

Not a PR professional either. But as just a random guy...no. I would say it's not good.

This is going to end in you building your own homemade rocket ship just to prove that you're right.