Finally! A hardware person in control of the company again. Hope they get back to making cool shit now. The “logistics guy” era has been trash af.
Trump calling dude Tim Apple was funny tho.
Playoff P (derogatory) has entered the chat.
image is a Twitter screenshot photo showing a young person standing on a black, indoor basketball court with fold-out beds protruding from the wall on each side of the basket. Text above the photo reads, "Somebody explain why Diddy had a full basketball court with 2 king beds on it"
make it take it.
A text list of Social media addiction symptoms: - An inability to control use of social media platforms - Difficulties with personal and professional relationships - Continued use of social media despite negative consequences - The need to use social media more and more to achieve the same results - Withdrawal symptoms, including anxiety and restlessness, when unable to use social media - Using social media to escape problems or address negative feelings - Neglect of one’s personal life or loss of interest in other activities
drats.
sitting on a volleyball, breastfeeding her iPad mini. the hell else would it be?
That shit gonna be filled w/ redacted picture books and mummified McDoubles.
Somebody get this man a fukn palanquin.
That crop of HBO execs were some all-time fuckups. They beefed w/ Milch causing Deadwood to just end mid-story.
They also had first look and passed on Mad Men around the same time (Weiner pitched MM while writing for The Sopranos).
A few heads rolled shortly thereafter, if I recall. Bums, all.
Maui got a Boost phone and 2012 Altima.
lemme be the old, unc-ass janitor sending ppl TO HELL w/ a mop wringer.
*methodically puts on black leather gloves*
Iran should do it anyway.
Now I want “freaky-deeky in the Suzeeky” on my fukn tombstone.
Pet Sematary scared the living shit outta me.
Movie still of absolute legendary bum, Stu from Coming to America. The image finds Stu in his natural state: lying at the bottom of a staircase he just drunkenly tumbled down. Stu ain't got the rent, but Stu got right. Je suis Stu.
Me in 2026. Je suis Stu.
Here's a day-by-day breakdown of attacks, illustrating the targets hit and the weapons used since February 28.
image of graffiti on a white brick wall. spray-painted artwork shows an orange desk lamp casting its light over the sylized letters WEK.
WEK (from Reddit)
ayyye!
screenshot of 80s Nintendo video game "Excitebike," displaying three pixelated dirtbike riders on a race track.
screenshot of 80s Nintendo video game "RC Pro-Am," displaying three pixelated remote-controlled pickup trucks on a race track.
what I'd rather be doing instead of living through WWIII and speed-running the collapse of empire.
The Kurds out here looking like permanent CIA fun-dummies.
pls don't show this to the freakies. the ERs & urgent cares are strained enough as it is.
Very similar dynamic, NHJ got on Twitter as well. The resentment for Black intellectuals is miasmic.
White woman complaining to management and snitching on Black ppl IN PRISON via Twitter.
Management concedes. Burn it all down. pls.
Ser Deadass of Chopped Cheese.
a pendulum swing from leave me tf alone to where the fuck even are you.
been ping-ponging half my damn life.
FAM.
Peter Pettigrew stay in some shit fr.
receipts:
youtu.be/gwdHz1Xnfm0?...
Ayo these idiots got mfing GEORGE WILL on YouTube connecting slave patrols → American policing → ICE. Next, he's shouting out Fannie Lou Hamer, Frederick Douglass, and the Panthers'(!) free food programs. lmao the pigs are flying first class out here.
I do not regret to tell you that we will win.
Arrival.
