We had a good run, tbh.

Zdeno Chara's Boston Marathon splits.

But really, though, Chara might not be human.

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KeyBank Center playing Sum 41's "Fat Lip," a song that came out when Tage Thompson was [checks notes] four years old.

This Penguins-Flyers series is gonna be fun and scary and ugly and mean.

A vinyl pressing of Say Anything's "...is a Real Boy Live"

I was indeed gracious with the merch money I spent.

Watching the Inside Out Classic with my kids, and one of them just asked "Why is Tom Wilson?"

Honestly? Same question.

We're over 24 hours in and still going

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and yes, i was there for this and it ruined my inbox for days.

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a photoshopped deadspin headline that reads "Mike Blinn is in the midst of a replyallpocalypse"

on an 80-person email chain that did not make use of the BCC function and i am, once again, trapped in a replyallpocalypse.

just overheard someone in this office describe Brandy as just "Ray J's sister" and if you'll excuse me i need to go file an HR complaint.

TWO FEET of quesadilla? i'm in.

the texas rangers debut a "9th inning rally sombrero," a paper hate filled with nachos and fixings.

homer simpson, at a football game, wearing a hat made out of fried tortilla with nacho cheese in the center, signing 'nacho, nacho man' to the tune of 'macho man' by the village people.

what hasn't The Simpsons predicted??

i'm 100% projecting/wondering why my back hurts

if you're old enough to understand this joke, it's probably time to schedule a one of those preventative medical procedures.

Whoopi Goldberg is on ESPN talking about the Knicks, a team she has not coached in 30 years.

had the same exact thought. you know he fought every fiber of his being, too

the mute button did not work.

this feels very Citi Field Winter Classic

why is Bert Kreischer yelling at me and how do i make him stop

My press seats were towards the goal where the Badgers scored in overtime last night, so when the power play started I set up my phone and just let it record which turned out to be a really good decision.

Its hitting the spot right now. I knew i was gonna order it, but its better than I knew I wanted, if that makes sense.

If it doesn't, its the combination of Sam Adams and not enough sleep.

Not gonna lie, drinking and being overtired has helped me cope

The hockey has been fuuuuunnnnnnm tonight.

The Sam Adams tastes better in Boston.

When I say Merrimack-UConn title game, its fun knowing that its just as bewildering to everyone else as it is Hockey East sickos.

Having kids is fun!

Kid: let's play tag, youre it, GO!

[15 seconds later]

Kid: WHY ARE YOU CHASING ME! STOP CHASING ME!

need someone to make decade-old reference and post in the third person? Blinn's your guy.

*ahem*

there's a 🎵 NEW MAN ON THE MINNESOTA VIKINGS 🎵

Vinnie Pasquantino just hit his third home run of the night for Italy, and will be wired for the next 24 hours after celebrating with three shots of espresso in the dugout.