underrated is how cathartic the "hide post for me" button is. there's something very soothing about sending harmless things that annoy you to the shadow realm in a way that doesn't impact anyone else.
Edit of the Kermit the Frog 4chan post meme so it reads "IT /IS/ FUCKING WEED YOU PIECE OF SHIT STONER"
Today
izzy just doesn't think that they could safely do it because the life of crime is all he knows, but moreover he doesn't think ed could stand the retired life for very long ;-;
Ed who's bored of everything + tbh the only way he can get off anymore is to be surrounded by half a million+ $ worth of art and have the threat of a lengthy prison sentence looming over him, and Izzy who would settle down if he thought there was a way they could do that safely while keeping Ed
Apparently I just pronounced "gif" aloud to my friends for the first time???
what if they are literally everything to me
#edizzy #ofmd #ofmdfanart
accidentally gave myself a lesbian manicure (didn't shape a couple press ons correctly and had to pop them off 'cause they hurt)
If Ed called Izzy a good boy, Izzy would immediately come right there on deck in front of everyone
lrt literally why is he so cute. who gave him the right
🥺 was someone injured 🤕
someday i gotta finish the hr nightmare-verse fic where lucius accidentally sees some tax paperwork of izzy's and confronts him about being married, and izzy has to explain that yes he's married to ed who is his boss and yes he sleeps with ed regularly but none of those things are directly related
edizzy who are married but don’t see what that has to do with their relationship. classic
edizzy's "straight" marriage that eventually loops back around to an uno reverse straight marriage
edizzy’s first rushed 20 yr old marriage at the courthouse in uncomfortable rented suits for mainly legal purposes vs their fancy big second wedding 20+ yrs later with all of their friends where ed gets to wear a pretty dress and they get to dance 🥺
I do not have strong feelings either way about that egg. I'm a Hello Mimmy girlie.
anyway everyone should vote hello mimmy for the 2026 sanrio character ranking
if cinnamoroll has no haters, that is because i am dead
and then there's the last one which is "tropical lime" and i cannot figure out exactly what it is supposed to be UNLESS there is someone out there at Wyler's who remembers dnL, a soda discontinued over 20 years ago, and they miss it as much as i do
we got this box of drink mix packets with soda-based flavors, so there's "cola", which is self explanatory, and "citrus", which tastes like diet mtn dew, then there's "spicy cherry", which i think is supposed to be dr pepper but it lands somewhere between dr pepper and a black cherry faygo/
For some reason the seminal 2000s hit It Wasn't Me popped into my head while I was in the shower and I would like fail marriage appreciators of a certain age to come with me when I say: Edizzy with Stede.
I bring a sort of Forbidden Vibe to InternalServerError that Rate Limit Exceeded don't really like
trying to post through it rn
Izzy is sitting in a comfy chair with Ed on the floor in front of him so he can braid Ed's hair before bed
"Don't ship unless it's canon" you are truly are the weakest link. Back in my day we shipped characters that never laid eyes on each other. We shipped characters that didn't even belong in the same universe or franchise. Canon is a chain we threw off long ago
Digital drawing of Izzy in a Rocky Horror outfit
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Once again this tax day I must fulfill my duties as a killjoy and inform you that if you got a nice big tax refund, you should actually probably adjust your withholdings down.
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A purple hyacinth in bloom
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hey um. so sorry to tell you this, but op of that post plays toys kinda weird. yeah you should just block them, that's not how normal people play with toys
Izzy walking around with really intricate and pretty nail art for a while because Ed got a new hobby but he's too fidgety to wait for detailed polish to dry/cure on HIS nails so he uses Izzy as a canvas.
Izzy is trying not to blush the entire time Ed's working because he's holding his hands.
ed brings it up to izzy, izzy scoffs and says it'd be unprofessional (it is painfully obvious to everyone not ed that izzy is in love with him and if they kissed while fucking, izzy is afraid ed would finally figure it out, and it would ruin everything)
