I still maintain he had some spots removed for health reasons, and the extra-pinkness is alcoholism.

Settings > Moderation > Muted words and tags. It works pretty well.

I enjoyed imagining

americans trying to explain mobile web navigation: imagine a hamburger

Chew on her feet

It really does! One of my friends and I call these sort of echolalia words “lala words”. Fun to repeat.

I just tried to read these out loud and it brought me joy, as did the gradients.

I’ve only just opened my eyes but I read this as Microsoft Enjoyer and panicked for a second.

bless the CSS people. my tech news feed is all AI but the CSS people are still styling and just doing their thing because its fun and they love it and they make neat things. my heroes.

At least it wasn’t tubthumping

100%. Thinking on paper remains the only method that truly works for me.

Oh cool, my landlord is one of the ones evicting people before the new renters rights legislation comes in next month. How lovely. Not stressful or upsetting at all. Timing nicely with potential surgery. What fun. 🫠

Honestly fuck you BST

I’m officially declaring kidney stones as hell. Never experienced anything like this. Three kinds of painkillers and it’s still horrendous when it gets bad. What everyone says is true. 🫠

My left kidney has a 1.6cm angiomyolipoma which I call Joe for short (which makes sense, angio-joe). It seems this kidney loves to grow things because who was crying in A&E early this morning due to a 6mm kidney stone? Never had pain like it. Fucking Joe.

The Video Game Soda Machine Project Obsessively Cataloging Video Game "Pop" Culture

It's been offline for a couple of months due to hosting issues, but the Video Game Soda Machine Project archive is back online again. If you've ever wanted to browse through more than 3,000 screenshots of soda machines from video games dating back as far as 1983, this is the site for you.

Two months. Five devs (including me). One infuriating problem we couldn’t solve. Me today, mid-sentence about something unrelated: *brain does an unscheduled reboot followed by a loading spinner* holy shit it’s THIS.

It was in fact that.

The power of crisp compiles you

Analog fizz lead (both)

sometimes i’ll leave the prefix to the query params in the domain, like the URL is a question 😌

BREAKING: I'm tired

This is the way.

hi pls read this thread

i am 40 and going through much of the same

and yet we must power through in spite of it all

Someone just pronounced it gif and I can’t

Eating cold roast potatoes in the glow of the fridge. Sunday.

This is gorgeous!

A close up photo of a grey cat comically booping her nose to the camera and looking a bit unhinged.

Did she bite my toe? Yes. Do I love her? Also yes.

Have you vibrated into another dimension?

Please?

Drink nutritional potions?