Okay brb gonna remake Tarkovsky's Stalker to fit into a tight 90

It's going to be so fucking annoying when Trump starts his own church, jfc

A large white waterfowl with orange feet stands in front of a door. On the door is a cardboard sign secured with tape that reads, "DO NOT LET THE DUCK IN." Adding insult to injury, I think the duck might be a goose.

Whatever you do,

Yes I accept this

Can we please all collectively agree to not try to get Kash Patel fired, because I do not want someone competent in that position

black and white drawing of an underwater scene. a large bird sticking it's head into the water, surrounded by shocked fish

WHATS UP YOU WET MOTHERFUCKERS

One thing about Kash Patel eventually being fired is there’s no way to imagine what his face will look like upon hearing the news.

If I had significant political, moral, and theological disagreements with the main authority figure of a religion where one of its core tenets is that you gotta respect the authority of the main guy, I would simply not convert to that religion as a fully grown adult???

I admit that the handsome Australian guy's interview is pretty funny, but it's very strange to me how much attention this frankly incredibly fucking sad kid is getting from ostensibly serious journalists or whatever.

I don't know who needs to hear this right now, but you don't actually HAVE to interview clavicular.

still thinking about this guy. is he trying to be ironic and "reclaim" this identity?? does he just not really understand what the word means??? what a mind. what a way to go through life.

Just finished I Who Have Never Known Men last night. Gonna be chewing on that book for a few weeks, if not years. Hell, maybe even a lifetime, especially considering ~our conditions~.

I was gonna try to workshop this tweet to make it better and funnier but I realized I didn't care and it wasn't worth the time and that's wisdommaxxing

Doing my facial exercises of hanging out with good friends who make me laugh to deepen the lines around my eyes, joymaxxing is the new meta

Katy I'm sure you're a very nice lady and etc but you should probably lose your job for how bad this decision is

Nearby_Landscape862 • 22m ago MAGA I'm a Trump sycophant. Even I am embarrassed by the right's support of Orban and Putin. This is a situation where the West needs to support Ukrainian victory. We've already tried to extend peace offerings to Russia, and they responded by continuing to attack energy and civilian targets. I am 100% for Ukraine now. I was foolish before.

Nearby_Landscape862 • 22m ago MAGA I'm a Trump sycophant.

checking in on r/conservative and this comment on this orban thread is taking me the fuck out man

women were kept out of meetings and career opportunities at Pixar because John Lasseter was so much of a sex pest that people decided it was easier to simply not have them in the room with him

how many talented women didn’t get a fair chance because one guy couldn’t behave himself?

Gonna start pronouncing the word "baked" like "naked" but with a b

When you say local and state, do you mean specific to North Dakota State? Or would this also be helpful to folks in other states fighting off data centers?

Opening my third nostril

I knew you'd come around on jar jar, who is good

JD Vance excommunicated and sent to Demon Island in chains

I know it's late, but I need you all to realize that as soon as we started paying attention to these races, Moms for Liberty & their ilk, started losing. They exploited a window of apathy & did a lot of damage, but they just cannot win when actually opposed. No unopposed elections anywhere.

The thing about Trumpers is that a lot of them are really horrible people that make for really awful parents for reasons entirely wrapped up with why they're Trumpers in the first place

Given that speaking with my idiot MAGA parents is almost exactly like listening to those freaks, I think it is real in the sense that it's really what they believe. I also think their shitty project is grotesque and is warping all the parties involved into worse people with every single new episode

Hey does anyone know anybody with one of those notebooks where you write somebody's name in it and it kills them

SNL UK is absolutely putting its American counterpart to shame dear lord