Do you have a kitty to stroke?

(phrasing, I hear it)

Florida locals defy Ron DeSantis by restoring Pulse rainbow crosswalk People took matters into their own hands after the commemorative crosswalk was removed, and drew it back onto the ground.

www.newsweek.com/florida-loca...

Love to see little acts of defiance on a Friday morning 💪🏻🏳️‍🌈

RT if you also wish ill upon JK Rowling.

Are you trying to summon a demon or something? What is this sorcery?

An important, life altering decision has been made.

KONG! KONG! KONG! KONG!

Oi, happy birthday Christie!

Fuck having abs. I'm over it. Embrace pizza. And cookies.

I am become thicc, destroyer of pastries.

I've decided to name my ass cheeks "love" and "thunder."

I have no idea what either of those are but your cat is sweet

I'm moving on Saturday and still have packing to do, I'm reeeally counting on the hard deadline motivation to kick in soon 😅

your regular reminder that buying Harry Potter stuff gives money to Rowling and she uses that money directly and in large quantities to fund attacks on trans people

no ethical consumption under capitalism and all but “don’t buy Potter stuff” is an extremely easy baseline to follow

It was a day. There's been a lot of *days* this year. Today, the proper response, was sake.

Twitter post/pohoto from JK Rowling who sits on what looks like yacht, taking a puff of what looks like a cigar. She holds a cocktail close to her face and looks smug as fuck. Text on tweet: I love it when a plan comes together. #SupremeCourt #WomensRights.

Text on screen: our.moral.imperative British billionaire JK Rowling has posted several gloating tweets today after the UK Supreme Court ruled that only 'biological women' legally count as women, excluding trans women from legal protections and safeguards. Rowling's vicious smear campaign against trans people in Britain has been going on for several years now and has played a major role in cultivating the extremely hostile and toxic environment that exists in the country towards trans people, particularly in the name of liberal 'feminism'. @fight_for_a_future @rowllingofficial

You all need to treat Harry Potter IP like we’re treating the Tesla brand.

This is 41 ✌🏻🎉

a man wearing a leopard print sweater has the word schitts creek on the bottom left ALT: a man wearing a leopard print sweater has the word schitts creek on the bottom left

Look at you how, what do you mean

You've seen Princess Mononoke, right? I have to ask, given your history of not seeing amazing movies.

If you see this post share your lock screen!

"These guys don't give a f**k about free speech--they care about THEIR speech." Jon Stewart on the right's free speech crusade

Imagine getting a call from a job recruiter asking if you'd be interested in a consulting role to do the exact thing you already do - and have been doing for nearly 11 years, with excellent reviews every year - at the company you currently work for.

Walk 500 more and make The Proclaimers proud

Enter the Fellowship DJ Chubbs · Album · 2023 · 9 songs

Hey, do you like Lord of the Rings? Do you like the Wu-Tang Clan? Then baby, shove this in your earballs and smoke it

open.spotify.com/album/471apa...

Why isn't there nice, relaxing music playing in office restrooms 24/7? I'd much rather listen to "The Girl from Ipanema" on loop, than to the colorful sounds of diarrhea ass rips and dribbling piss.

Alternatively - man I really wish I worked from home.

Elon Musk warning about an unelected bureaucracy is like watching Drake sing "Not Like Us" at karaoke

Man, I need to get involved with D&D again. I feel like it'll be the perfect creative outlet I'm looking for right now.

Ventured out of my fortress of solitude to see one of my favorite bands, @phantogram.com, last night. Amazing show as always, and I acquired the sweetest of loot 🤘🏻

All right, time to get back on my bullshit. Slow and steady this time so I don't burnout.

Also because I'm old and everything hurts all the time.