Eating melatonin gummies like grapes on a vine. Lounging like a roman emperor irreparably altering my brain chemicals.

Pinterest was already rendered pointless for art references or inspiration thanks to blatant AI poisoning, but seeing AI pixel art is like screen door on a submarine levels of pointless.

Prepping for a weekend game of DnD was so easy, I just find a cool map and make up some bullshit about why the party is going there. With Lancer I see the same map, get excited and then remember that I'm running for a Barbarossa and a Lancaster.

The funniest part of learning blender is realizing my reference pic wasn't flush with X axis because my applied mirror doesn't link up. I can either slowly fix each point or start over.

Anything can be bought or sold with the correct application of violence

You should have bought it you coward

Saw this billboard deep in the heart of pennsyltuky. Felt like getting a flashbang.

Didn't think I'd wake up to the news of a kid with a math equation for a name telling a world leader to fuck off.

Non-fiction used to be called Faction, but illiteracy rates were so high back in the day they had to change it due to "Big Library" lobbyists demands.

Does she have three cats? Did she at any point even have a gray cat?

Making small talk with a blind customer, "Oh hey, I've only ever seen the one cat, they're cute."

"You mean the gray one? The black one is the friendly one."

There wasn't a gray cat

People talk about the word hippopotomonstrosesquippedaliophobia being cruel, but only the truly anxiety free can spell anxiety without second guessing themselves.

I've been reading Spider-man 2099 and all the characters suck so much. Just a bunch of horrible, unlikable wretches.

I've been really enjoying it.

Staring into the negative covid test on day five of feeling sick as shit and all I can think is how easy it would be to photoshop a picture of it.

My coworker bought a bunch of stamps of sugar skulls from Day of the Dead for work. The bosses tell him to return them, say they're going to upset customers. He quote "thinks they're overthinking things", but he'll do it.

I work in a pharmacy.