Picked these up at a church "flea market" today. $5 for both volumes, they only charged $4, but well worth the extra dollar. Fairly sure that the nice elderly couple that sold it to me have no idea what horrors are held within these pages.

My players tend to forget to do the follow up on the quests. Payment isn't such a big deal when you have enough wealth to buy small nations.
#ttrpg #dnd #whydoistillhavethecursedsword

Dming helps to hone many skills. Time management has been one of the big ones for me.
#dnd #ttrpg #wedonttalkaboutthat

Hey you don't deal with armored men with big pointy's until you have to.
#dnd #ttrpg #avoidthetanks #targetsquishes #rpg101

I often tell players that there isn't really a way to derail my campaigns. I will find the way to keep it going no matter what the players to. If you go all murder hobo, great now we are playing the bad guys.
#dnd #ttrpg #igotaplan

I don't remember ever watching the MASK cartoon as a child, but man did I love the toys for it.
#mask #cartoon #80s #acarthatbecomesaplane

I mean those are goals. If I have the mind left I plan on running games from the nursing home.
#dnd #ttrpg #lifetimehobby #gottahaveagoal

I mean I think that make him an Ultra Chad. I am pretty sure it makes him an Ultra Chad
#terminator #motherfucker #hehadtosmellterrible

I really need to find the streaming service where I can watch this so I can try introducing it to the kids.
#thundarr #brokenmoon #ineedasunsword

I don't know if I can get behind this.
#startrek #dadjoke #theresheblows

Yes the Star Trek Dad Jokes are back on the menu boys. How I have missed you Picard.
#startrek #joke #dadjoke #poppingweaselscanbedangerous

Yeah This is very close to the pitch that I give my players.
#dnd #ttrpg #houseonhauntedhill #basicallyvincentprice

That is a far more glorious mullet than I was ever able to grow. This might as well be a picture of my fantasy at 14. 1994 was a weird year for me. I make no apologies.
#dnd #ttrpg #growyourhair #dontjudgeme

Hey Pizza parties are the best way to motivate employees. Who needs better pay and benefits when you can have cheesy goodness once or twice a year?
#work #starwars #darthvader #truemanagementstyle

I do this with NPC's all the time. They are still technically there but their part is over so they just stand around silently until the next scene where they disappear forever.
#dnd #ttrpg #justignoremeeveryonedoes

Yeah the history of the Punisher is....... complicated
#comics #marvel #punisher #angelofdeath

I swear I thought that this series was some type of fever dream for a while. I didn't know anyone else that ever watched it.
#duckula #cartoon #thatgoodcatsup

For me the answer to what cover is better than the original is always the same. Any Bob Dylan song that has every been covered. The man is a great songwriter, but not the best singer in the world
#bobdylan #heman #itaintmeteela

I actually do agree with this, and homebrew things like this occasionally.
#dnd #ttrpg #itsfootisthatbig

These are what cherry coke looked like for most of my childhood. A bit of nostalgia over cans. Not sure if that is pathetic or not.
#coke #cocacola #backinmyday #yellingatclouds

I can see this. I agree actually these two franchises are now canon connected in my mind. I won't hear any different and Disney needs to get on it now.
#disney #starwars #truefact #maybemethorcrack

There are only a few truly deadly battles in most of my games. I very much prefer to have the players defeat have other consequences most of the time. I have burned more than one village to the ground in my day and I am not afraid to do it again!
#dnd #ttrpg #ithinkwefuckedup

Yes because what I want is a thousand little lore dumps throughout the session. I bring up lore as the players need it and tailor the information that they would have a chance of knowing by their backstory.
#dnd #ttrpg #dumpthelore #findthemiddleground

I love consequences. Consequences to the NPC's around them is one of the greatest ways to dole them out as far as I am concerned.
#dnd #ttrpg #thatswhatido #bbegburneddownthevillage

Yeah I may not respond back for a day or two. If it has been any longer than that shoot me another text or dm because I have forgotten all about it.
#oldage #badmemory #justnotfeelingit

The world would become 50 percent more interesting overnight.
#realmythos #notcrazy #ineedthetinfoilhat

This is overly optimistic for me. I have been planning to have a party for the last four years. It will happen eventually. I am sure of that. Probably not this year, but next year without a doubt.
#letshangoutsometime #justnotsoon #atsomevaguepointinthefuture

I have done this one in the past. It is so much more fun to use backstory character's to drive the story forward through their actions instead of their deaths.
#ttrpg #dnd #dm #dadleadsthemilitia

Everyone remembers the Teddy with the cassette, but did anyone else ever actually watch the cartoon? I only remember seeing a handful of episodes and don't remember much about it, but I am sure it actually existed.
#cartoon #80s #failingmemory

I personally never ask if you are sure. I trust you know that when you tell me.
#dnd #ttrpg #dm #dontaskunnecessaryquestions