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Fighting with the pope, thinking of himself as god, humiliated in a naval war of choice he assumed he would win easily over an "inferior" people, surrounded by kook healers and medical advisors, obsessed with familial legacy in the shadow of an actually successful father, this man is Nicholas II

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Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006

Happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes 🐀🎶🎉

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Explaining that actually the Bene Gesserit's plans are measured in centuries, and the installation of President Trump was an unfortunate but necessary step in the unification of Abrahamic faiths to build towards the Lisan al-Gaib and the golden path.

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"irreversible side effects of HRT" all of life is irreversible. i cannot go back a single second in time

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2026 is the year I start acknowledging when people are just plain stupid. Like girl I’m sure you’re a good person but you’re DUMB.

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You know what? Let's all just scream together for a minute.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaAaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!?!!!!!!

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I like when Harrison Ford gets paid a big stinky paycheck because you know exactly where that money is going: comical amounts of weed and a small plane or helicopter that he will crash in a golf course

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People being emotionally dependent on me freaks me out so much. I’m very happy I’m capable of cheering you in a bad mood but what if someday I can’t? I’d better preemptively pull back just in case

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Clear, succinct, simple

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So I just want to point out that a health insurance company denying medically necessary healthcare is also political violence

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Drop the manifesto I bet it’s amazing

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