So jealous of you Illinois folks today. Outlawing book bans is a hell of a step forward.

I’m starting to do all the fun stuff you get to do after you turn 50!

Today: Shingles shot! Pneumonia shot!

Lfg?

everyone with real American manliness and a basic knowledge of military history knows that serious war efforts have never been derailed by such trifling matters as "communicable diseases"

My rooting interests NHL 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs:

1. The Canes
2. Rod Brind’Amour
3. Goalies! ( ‘cept you know the shithead ones)
4. The VGK getting shot into the sun.
5. Jason Robertson because he shoots goals for his cat.

HM: chaos.

It was on that revolving stage and everything was that orange and brown that dominated the 70’s and 80’s. 😂

I would kill for a Service Merchandise store right now. 😂

I’m gonna be real bummed when Bobby McMann signs with like the Panthers or some other fuck ass team like that.

I miss when at the end of Wheel of Fortune you went and picked prizes out of what looked like your local thrift store.

Like fuck yeah, I’ll use my last $50 on that giant decorative ceramic dog.

I never want to know another thing about RFK Jr. and animals ever in my life.

I’m middle age-maxxing which is mostly commenting on the weather tbqh.

Everything I have learned about looksmaxxing has been against my will.

"Someone tried to strangle Sneako", "Clavicular just had a drug overdose", I refuse to believe that understanding any of these headlines is better for me than chain-smoking

Like so many white dudes that play baseball look like Brendan Donovan. I’m gonna be so lost.

I love Jackie Robinson Day but it does strongly test my facial recognition skills. 😬

“The pope should be careful before talking theology” is just extraordinary stuff. Top-shelf. You write one book that gets turned into a Ron Howard movie and suddenly you’re nailing your manifesto to the cathedral doors.

Three panel comic. Panel 1: scene from the movie Aliens; Ripley is in a mech suit and delivers her iconic line: “get away from her, you bitch!” Panel 2: the xenomorph queen lunges at Ripley in the robotic suit and they engage in a fight. Panel 3: later, the xenomorph queen is standing in the shower, mid wash. She says, “‘it takes one to know one, honey.’ That’s what I should have said.”

I think we should all start blogs again. Or online journals, even. That was a nice time. Just writing a few paragraphs about your day (don't forget to list the sad song you're listening to!) and maybe your friends will leave a comment. Then you go and read theirs and comment. It was fun.

Some would say I am still going uphill to this day.

no Josh YOU’RE the best

In his postgame media availability, @mariners.com first baseman Josh Naylor is wearing his Storm beanie.

Storm have the third overall pick in the @wnba.com draft tonight.

#TridentsUp #SeattleStorm #SeattleSports

Lorrrrrrrd, Kim looks like a purse.

Josh Naylor really understands the true spirit of being a Seattle Mariner.

as an aside to the whole pope fight … politicians aren’t celebrities or people to idolize. they’re nerds that need to be constantly bullied into taking positions that benefit their constituencies. weird as hell to treat them like stars when they work for you, relying on your money to do their job

Josh Naylor says FAFO but it's a good thing

The Mariners have not lost to the Astros in 267 days, what a time to be alive

It is funny that Jerry’s “wait for the Astros to get worse” plan basically worked

It caught me off guard a bit and I momentarily forgot what sport I had been watching!

Thank you!!

Thank you!!

Sweeping the Astros is a great way to end my birthday weekend!