This is Bella. She is taking an online biscuit-making class. Her technique is unconventional, but the results are flawless. 14/10 (TT: motherofsausages)

Let's file this under "Things I didn't need to see" for $500.

Probably J Groff levels of front row spittle.

I am so here for this.

Those leopards are already lookin' chubby.

He cut penises OFF DEAD RACOONS

Prince - Kiss (Live At Paisley Park, 1999) YouTube video by princevevo

Ten years gone but the brilliance will live forever. 💜 Now excuse me, I think I need a cigarette now. ;) youtu.be/CkrT9u7ms1c?...

Excited that InfoWars has switched sides in the infowars

I need a fresh head of cabbage now for this guy:

Respectfully, I don't think they've 'caught up'. I think they've finally realized what we've known all along: he's not controllable. Manipulatable, but not controllable. And that's bad for business.

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The human circulatory system, before and after proper cable management.

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I ❤️ you for bringing the receipts, Kevin.

I carry my own. My county banned them a few years ago and honestly, it was the easist thing to adapt to. The only problem remaining was what to use instead for the litter box output.

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The Wire

Clarence?

Who Died And Made The Pope The Boss Of The Catholic Church, Anyway?

Ha! I thought it was a pulse rifle for second.

Depends. Does it include alcohol? Then no.

JD Vance is on a historic roll:

He campaigns for AfD in Germany - they lose.

Invited the Pope to come to US for Trump’s big event - Pope refuses.

Leads peace negotiations with Iran - fails miserably.

Campaigns in Hungary for Orbán - who gets smoked.

Send JD Vance to campaign everywhere you want Dems to win.

GTFO of here with this POS

Listen, I'm still waiting for my Soros checks...

<checks mailbox> I haven't received my membership pack and card yet, so I don't know who's running the org...

My cat likes to sleep overnight in a corner of my closet, hidden behind clothes. When I get up and greet him quietly, he starts to purr. I don't think there's a more wonderful sound in the morning.

Me, an atheist: Your holiness I stand ready to join the crusade against these heretics

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Hey there Craig....