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Posts by John Deans

A four-bed 750k house in the South of England, whatever her new estate agent is telling her, is certainly not stuck because VAT means "buyers need to find tens of thousands to put their kids through school".

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Surely on her best days, Badenoch performs LotO like she's seen it done, and that's what she's doing.
Davey seems to mean it.

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Oo, and WTC7. It's an easy one to debunk for yourself, but the BBC news video reporting it's fallen when it's still (for the moment) in shot out their window is a wonder.

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If Justin Trudeau isn't Fidel's son, what has my life even been?

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And imo cute isn't just a human universal - it seems to unite most mammals, at least - all of our offspring seem to be cute to almost all of us.

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Nobody, man or woman, who knew Jesus in his lifetime wrote anything down.

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I'm sure your headline is right. The Israel I used to believe in nevertheless troubled me with its policy of "facts on the ground"; but the facts now on the ground will condemn it, perhaps forever.

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Glad they got an expert in for that conclusion.

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Last time it was dharma I guess

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And in Botswana you get Debras, zebras painted grey all over for the tourists.

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I would argue from a second through to a fourth pint that this is the correct English.

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Norman Lamont said Major's government "gave the impression of being in office but not in power". Starmer seems to be in office but not even in charge.

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Tightarse. If you're going to the 80s you can get a fucking round in.

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Just play with groats, Sam, leave your wife out of it.

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Woah

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The correct answer of course is "marry Badenoch, avoid Polanski, and *fuck* Farage [pejorative]."
"What about Davey?"
"Who?"

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If we managed to talk to squid or dolphins or spermwhales and it turned out they were Seventh-Day Adventists, you'd convert in a heartbeat, right?
Not crows, though, they're eavesdropping just to mess with us.

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Good mushy peas keep that - a fresh version of refried beans.
If it's a wet grey mush - they're bad.

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Sounds more effective than nail varnishing the scratch strip on a used phonecard

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I'm not convinced any of us chooses the sweetcorn without coercion from the cafe selling us the potato. It's a good indication, in any case, that the poor spud likely isn't really 'baked' – instead just heated in its still-soft skin – and the cafe best avoided: our equivalent of an Applebee's sign.

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First year at uni we were given an account number and a code we could use together to dial out on an account. One was 12 digits long, the other might have been 24.

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Your politicians pretend your government is technocratic, because they can't admit (since it outrages the principles the republic was founded on) that in effect it's for years been somewhere between aristocracy and oligarchy.
So they wait for some hidden hand to invoke the 25th, instead of acting.

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A quick whisky to each bread slice's health, then pull down the lever. Very civilised really.

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John Humphrys was kept on #r4today at least three years past the point his interview style had parodied itself beyond usefulness, much to the programme's cost. We're getting there again.

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The Testaments
2026 1 Season Drama, Coming Of Age
The Testaments is a dramatic coming-of-age story set in Gilead.

The Testaments 2026 1 Season Drama, Coming Of Age The Testaments is a dramatic coming-of-age story set in Gilead.

I'm just not sure I like what Disney consider as normalised for them to be describing this programme like this: Drama, Coming of age... and? AND, Disney...?

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The Marcian, in which Matt Damon arrives on a desolate world, fends off death and brings the gift of life
#changeOneLetterToMakeAFilmGnostic

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Point of order, that's a *crudité* photoshop.

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Always on top of currant affairs

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Stormfront still exists, at least...

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An AI that can take that many white collar jobs means robots taking the rest within months

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