Posts by LongLeeBruh(LLB)
In the alt text you forgot to mention BEAUTIFUL in the description bro
Masturbation Monday
Tugging Tuesday
Wankin Wednesday,
Therapy Thursday
Fapping Friday
Stroking Saturday
Self Love Sunday
I’ve never declared to be extremely freaky, some people still think I am. There are levels of freak I am not with at all and I will be quickly out freaked and left clutching my pearls
My bro told me to give into dong
Tw*tter is annoying for several reasons. Why do I consistently get follow notifications for bots, blank retweet accounts, and desperate fetishizing bottons but I don’t get notifications for people that I would love to see?
I would have deleted my account if everyone I wanted to see left
A great example of a dick worthy of being on a lock screen wall paper
Frien, I mean this kindly… anything shorter than 2 inches, with or without shrinkage, is basically bald 🖤 you’re perfect how you are
I was really hoping to see a santa hat on your pretty mushroom tip bro
One of my first world problems is having bate videos I made that I want to edit and cut down before sharing, but not having the patience or motivation to do so 😒 whelp, guess they’ll join my collection of content collecting dust
I heard people talk about being sapiosexual and never thought I would ever identify as that, but I think I might be in the club. The fact that I have shut down many budding relationships based on them not willing to consider information that isn’t overtly said might be the biggest indicator
I know this is AI, but I lowkey would want a large statue just like this to be in my home
Beautiful belly, bate spread, and peenis combo
Get ready for a night of GOONY seduction, and a potion of passion with some sexy black bators down in the trap this Halloween 10/31 in Chicago, IL!
Brought to you by the Midwest/Tristate chapters of @BBXLB8Bros! 😈🤤💦
TICKETS ON SALE NOW ONLY ON BBXLBATEBROS.com
It’s corny to me when people message me “fuck me,” and similar phrases online because it’s just.. such an unserious statement/request when you consider the logistics involved.
‘Ooh boy! I’d love to take a flight just to fuck someone I don’t know’ said someone other than me. Right idea, wrong guy
This sounds cool bro! Would you mind elaborating about this? Is it after any you target any muscle group, or stronger after specific ones? Does it make you feel more connected to your dong and mindful of your bate experience?
Get ready for a night of GOONY seduction, and a potion of passion with some sexy black bators down in the trap this Halloween 10/31 in Chicago, IL!
Brought to you by the Midwest/Tristate chapters of @BBXLB8Bros! 😈🤤💦
TICKETS ON SALE NOW ONLY ON BBXLBATEBROS.com
One of the questions I hate hearing the most come from guys who ask me about ball stretching. I give them literally the exact same resources I used and tell them to do their research, and they just want me to tell them what size I think they should buy and give them the links to what I have. 🚫block!
Anyone have a plug for some bate audio? I can't find much audio fuel that I really like. It would be great if it has:
-trigger words (masturbate, penis, etc)
-(optional) a confident voice, assertive or aggressive speaking (no whispering)
-zero beats or background music
-is non-religious
The thought of being bate fuel is simultaneously something I think would be hot and cool to do, yet unfulfilling and disturbing.
The way that many people dehumanize and objectify anyone they find sexually attractive is truly horrific. Discarding all human decency once they think of an orgasm… crazy
Considering how much better Bsky is than that other social media site we shall not name, I really should be on here appreciating penis way more often
Waking up with a penis is such an honor I’m forever grateful for
My balls feel so great slapping against my taint
When the fine dude I’m attracted to is mutually interested in me in the bate room>>>
“I want that”
There are thousands of dildos available for purchase, you clearly don’t want dick that bad. You don’t want mine that badly either cuz you would know to have some human decency or offer something valuable to me in my inbox. Gtfoh, I’m not a free service
In the words of an infamous philosopher… “my man… why wouldn’t I?” 🙃
The most annoying thing is when spaces for bators are ruined with desperate tops and bottoms that get no play. The difference between b8ers and them is that we’re (b8ers) here by choice and enjoyment, and you’re here because you have no other options. We are not the same!
I urge the DLs to use that dictionary you have quick and easy access to via Siri, and learn the difference between discreet and discrete!
Bro thanks for posting this, cuz I’m beyond excited, and I just learned that Xenoblade Chronicles X is getting a remake too thanks to you. What do you play on Switch?