time to watch the 74837285 post about some “aesthetic”

come to my frottage

hostile makeover

i chime in with a “haven’t you people ever heard of” — let’s break that down for a second: “YOU” “PEOPLE.” I mean, should I say more?

@intactagainpodcast.bsky.social you don’t have to like EVERY post mentioning foreskin

guys, I don’t mean to freak anyone out, but I literally just found out they want to put a tariff on cum tributes

also jesus fuck, i am so putting off checking the news the last few days

DÍA - YouTube

@logoffsean.bsky.social just introduced me to Ela Minus, and firstly DAMN, secondteenthly am I the only one who’s getting Eathbound soundfont vibes?

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hey buddy! the jerk store called and they said “[you’re] trying to unionize” — respect 👊

academics be like “one more paper, bro”

dang — people making beautiful things makes me so happy haha

me after i drink two energy drinks in one day

Another musician I’ve always geeked out over, Sweet Dave. This is one of his earlier projects, Our Father. Tbh it’s not my fav, but I can’t find a copy of the EP with Snow Thunder, so this is as good as it gets. For those who don’t know of Dave, I feel bad for you

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Second favourite Damian Abraham side-project. This band was crazy. Members of Fucked Up, Criminally Insane, Pink Eye, Millennial Reign, Ancient Shapes, Career Suicide, Alexisonfire, Dead Tired, Urban Blight, Attack In Black, etc. Wish they’d put something else out.

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At this point in my life I was obsessed with Rob’s discography. Somehow I found his discogs account, and fanboyed the fuck out of him, and luckily I didn’t make him cringe too hard, because he sent me this and some Grids stuff. Anyways this slaps - NYC japanese hc worship

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I couldn’t wax on any harder about how fucking much I love this band. Demon’s Claws are (were?) one of the most underrated garage rock bands out there. When I listen to this I’m on my bedroom floor in Toronto, its 2009, and I’m fucked on ketamine.

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Some friends and I once got in an argument with these guys outside of Siesta Nouveau (RIP) because they non-ironically thought hardcore kids & metalheads shouldn’t mix. Can’t remember if they were all that good live? RIP Zero Progress tho

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Nuclear Family was a fav at one point in my life. Girl-fronted power-pop adjacent post-punk? I don’t fucking know. Maybe ignore that. They had a member from Limp Wrist I think?

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I’ve got nothing better to do, so let’s go through some old 7”s of bands I (kinda) forgot about

I literally just spit out my coffee — imagine lizards?!

Imagine Dragons. No smaller. Imagine Lizards

Oh he’s walkin alright!

bsky sweeties, what is a good alt to instagram?

seriously, why was i making my cheeks a rorschach

i feel like such an idiot knowing i had wiped my ass standing up for like 75% of my life

When I see their happy faces smilin' back at me 🥰

Feebee Brijjers

lol what position is “verse”, it’s ‘vers’ dummy

LIFE HACK: you can use your whole car as a trash can