Do women prefer we eat the whole kitty 🐈 or just the clit?

What's your favorite place to be touched and kissed?

Ladies you can use earth as a natural vibrator during earthquake 🤣

Everyone is against alcohol but who was with you in your hardest and happiest moments? Broccoli?

You cannot go anywhere in the world without people looking at you sideways just because of him (Trump).

Is there Bluesky after dark?

Why

Don't laugh 🤪

That's blasphemy

My girlfriend's sister tried to kill me yesterday.... what kinda sicko puts chloroform on their underwear 🤬

We have always been like this. We have bombed countries since forever

70 minus one equals dinner for two. If you know you know.

Feel better.

Happy Valentine's. Don't forget your crush is getting crushed today 😆😜.

Use a condom on valentine's day. The world doesn't need more scorpios.

One is a duck and the other one is a cuck

All the conspiracy theories we used to hear post covid sounds real now after seeing some of the Epstein files

Thanks bud. Hope you're having a great day.

❤️❤️❤️

He's fried

You doing okay? Feel free to talk ❤️

You might be the only one alive and everyone else is an illusion built just for you.

Can anyone explain how Jesus met dudes named Mathew, Mark, Luke and John in the middle east?

❤️

Adulthood: The phase that takes two months of planning to see a friend.

Happy Birthday 🎂. Have a great one.

Fuck ICE

Retarded sperm pool

Divorce is like algebra. You look at your X and wonder Y.

In their defense I've heard bone spurs is genetic 🤪