any body want to go on a road trip to see the witches and also the @montereybayaquarium.org
Posts by Jess Koch
aw crap
a crusAId
yeah that feels just dumb enough to be inevitable
When I switched my major from English to CompSci two years into undergrad, I was afraid I'd wasted money and time. Now I'm almost a decade into my IT career, and holy shit, being able to communicate clearly is like having a superpower.
:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::
A bunny in camo with a big gun
Operation Epic Furry
while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.
Large brick wall with a tiny white signat the base of the wall that says "Slavery was real"
"Slavery was real"
Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington.
Presidents House, Philadelphia.
Liam Ramos, a preschooler ICE detained the five-year-old Minnesota boy as he returned home from school and transported him to a detention center in Texas.
hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.
I have a cool cyberpunk haircut and pants, but it's not worth this tbh
Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.
Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.
I have way more faith in Martin finishing his series than I do Rothfuss and I have zero faith in Martin
Have you ever seen a more "lol get wrecked loser" expression
screenshots of female cat-people from 5 MMOs that have them as playable races. From left to right: Khajiit - Elder Scrolls Online Firran - ArcheAge Pantera - Bless Charr - Guild Wars 2 Vah Shir - EverQuest Of the five, only the Charr have flat chests and look anything like a feline animal. The other four look like sexy humans with fur and cat ears, and two huge boobs. The Pantera in particular is a screenshot from character create showing the very curvy avatar in a tiny sexy bikini and provocative pose.
Two boobs on females from cat races. Seriously what?? Either go none, or six. Only GW2 seems sane here. The character artists at Bless may need to go have a cold shower. 🤔
Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!
New Orleans Uber driver: That's a fake temp tag on that car. Nissan Altimas are the worst drivers here, "big Altima energy". There's a stupid concert downtown, they always start fights, don't go in that area tonight. Wanna hear all seven horns I have installed in my car? Another fake temp tag!!
Salt Lake City Uber driver: The Mormons run things so well. This is a great place to raise a family, the streets are so clean unlike Denver and its drugs. I'm not even Mormon, but they allow all the churches all get along, even the homosexual churches. 🙏
Orange and white cat looking at you as an orange cat sleeps in a window basket behind him. Text reads "our enemies are cowards and we are going to defeat them."
In case yu need reminding
Tweet by Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) saying: “This is gross,” quote-tweeting Aaron Rupar. The embedded Rupar tweet reads: “Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, ‘I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling.’” Below is a photo of Donald Trump seated, speaking at a table with flags behind him, and captioned “Thank you, darling. I don’t know.”
I hate to think what boys and young men are learning from watching such behavior and how it makes girls and young women. Parents need to teach that this is not acceptable.
My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?
Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but
Love the random sexist microaggressions, like talking about paper mills and hearing a byproduct of the process goes into makeup. "So go home and tell your spouse..." assuming all us big burly paper men are going home to our pretty wives in their makeup. 💅
[accidentally entering a rap battle]
I uh, I got flows like oauth
Social media should be safe for trans people.
Pass it on
I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult.
Huge shout out to the Express employee who, when I said I was looking for pants and didn't know what size, looked me up and down and said "4 Long", and then pulled all three pairs of pants that size in the store. 100% accurate and saving me stress over a trip to the office. Bless you, you angel.
Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”
A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂
A man in a black cloak and a green hat holds the leg of a woman in high heeled black boots, red dress, pirate hat, and saber. They pose in front of a statue of a pirate.
The same woman in a short red dress, lots of corsets and belts, and pirate hat poses with her leg up on the statue, as if to wrap her leg around its waist. She holds a goblet and her thigh holster is visible.
A blonde woman in a red dress and black corset looks up at the camera and sticks her tongue out. She is holding a goblet and wearing sunglasses, a black headband, and a brown pirate hat.
A man in a green hat with feathers and a black cloak takes a bite of a turkey leg.
I love any excuse to dress up as a pirate and my partner loves any excuse to eat a turkey leg. Its a win-win.