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Posts by Jess Koch

any body want to go on a road trip to see the witches and also the @montereybayaquarium.org

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aw crap

a crusAId

yeah that feels just dumb enough to be inevitable

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When I switched my major from English to CompSci two years into undergrad, I was afraid I'd wasted money and time. Now I'm almost a decade into my IT career, and holy shit, being able to communicate clearly is like having a superpower.

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:sobbing: the taxation of trade routes is in dispute ::

1 week ago 3381 517 26 44
A bunny in camo with a big gun

A bunny in camo with a big gun

Operation Epic Furry

1 month ago 139 14 11 3

while you were studying the blade, I was also studying the blade. we have the same blade exam and I want to do well.

2 months ago 2260 452 34 16
Large brick wall with a tiny white signat the base of the wall  that says "Slavery was real"

Large brick wall with a tiny white signat the base of the wall that says "Slavery was real"

"Slavery was real"

Tiny sign at the base of a brick wall that, until yesterday, held panels about the people enslaved by George Washington.

Presidents House, Philadelphia.

2 months ago 8690 3246 98 156
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Liam Ramos, a preschooler ICE detained the five-year-old Minnesota boy as he returned home from school and transported him to a detention center in Texas.

3 months ago 5444 2745 676 544

hey I like that we're all posting thru it but I also wanted to say, in case anybody else is feeling it, that I'm pretty scared and genuinely think that we've passed a real rubicon in the past week or so and that being at the mercy of a handful of dumbfuck lunatics really does a number on your soul.

3 months ago 2879 509 65 38
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I have a cool cyberpunk haircut and pants, but it's not worth this tbh

3 months ago 2 0 0 0
Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.

Wonder Woman defends herself from a Nazi as portrayed by Lynda Carter.

Some people were confused by my ICE post. This should clear it up.

3 months ago 18808 3916 222 199

I have way more faith in Martin finishing his series than I do Rothfuss and I have zero faith in Martin

3 months ago 231 15 25 1

Have you ever seen a more "lol get wrecked loser" expression

4 months ago 883 36 25 0
screenshots of female cat-people from 5 MMOs that have them as playable races. From left to right: 
Khajiit - Elder Scrolls Online
Firran - ArcheAge
Pantera - Bless
Charr - Guild Wars 2
Vah Shir - EverQuest

Of the five, only the Charr have flat chests and look anything like a feline animal. The other four look like sexy humans with fur and cat ears, and two huge boobs. The Pantera in particular is a screenshot from character create showing the very curvy avatar in a tiny sexy bikini and provocative pose.

screenshots of female cat-people from 5 MMOs that have them as playable races. From left to right: Khajiit - Elder Scrolls Online Firran - ArcheAge Pantera - Bless Charr - Guild Wars 2 Vah Shir - EverQuest Of the five, only the Charr have flat chests and look anything like a feline animal. The other four look like sexy humans with fur and cat ears, and two huge boobs. The Pantera in particular is a screenshot from character create showing the very curvy avatar in a tiny sexy bikini and provocative pose.

Two boobs on females from cat races. Seriously what?? Either go none, or six. Only GW2 seems sane here. The character artists at Bless may need to go have a cold shower. 🤔

4 months ago 8 2 2 0

Can confirm, I did say this, over on Threads. I stand by it here as well. And everywhere else!

5 months ago 3101 454 37 14

New Orleans Uber driver: That's a fake temp tag on that car. Nissan Altimas are the worst drivers here, "big Altima energy". There's a stupid concert downtown, they always start fights, don't go in that area tonight. Wanna hear all seven horns I have installed in my car? Another fake temp tag!!

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Salt Lake City Uber driver: The Mormons run things so well. This is a great place to raise a family, the streets are so clean unlike Denver and its drugs. I'm not even Mormon, but they allow all the churches all get along, even the homosexual churches. 🙏

6 months ago 0 0 1 0
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Orange and white cat looking at you as an orange cat sleeps in a window basket behind him. Text reads  "our enemies are cowards and we are going to defeat them."

Orange and white cat looking at you as an orange cat sleeps in a window basket behind him. Text reads "our enemies are cowards and we are going to defeat them."

In case yu need reminding

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Tweet by Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) saying: “This is gross,” quote-tweeting Aaron Rupar. The embedded Rupar tweet reads: “Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, ‘I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling.’” Below is a photo of Donald Trump seated, speaking at a table with flags behind him, and captioned “Thank you, darling. I don’t know.”

Tweet by Marlow Stern (@MarlowNYC) saying: “This is gross,” quote-tweeting Aaron Rupar. The embedded Rupar tweet reads: “Trump ignores a question from a woman reporter but says, ‘I just like to watch her talk. Good job. Thank you darling.’” Below is a photo of Donald Trump seated, speaking at a table with flags behind him, and captioned “Thank you, darling. I don’t know.”

I hate to think what boys and young men are learning from watching such behavior and how it makes girls and young women. Parents need to teach that this is not acceptable.

6 months ago 2159 458 181 39

My boss: so how's our fourth quarter looking?

Me, the sales manager at the company that makes inflatable frog suits: well, you're never going to believe this, but

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Love the random sexist microaggressions, like talking about paper mills and hearing a byproduct of the process goes into makeup. "So go home and tell your spouse..." assuming all us big burly paper men are going home to our pretty wives in their makeup. 💅

6 months ago 0 0 1 0

[accidentally entering a rap battle]

I uh, I got flows like oauth

7 months ago 640 92 17 3

Social media should be safe for trans people.

Pass it on

8 months ago 1089 280 16 36
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I don't care if Bill Clinton, Dolly Parton or Jesus Christ himself is implicated in the Epstein files. Anyone who committed such crimes should burn. I believe that because I'm not in a cult.

8 months ago 16058 2915 369 158

Huge shout out to the Express employee who, when I said I was looking for pants and didn't know what size, looked me up and down and said "4 Long", and then pulled all three pairs of pants that size in the store. 100% accurate and saving me stress over a trip to the office. Bless you, you angel.

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Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

Newsweek’s infamous 17 July 1995 cover: “Bisexuality: Not Gay. Not Straight. A New Sexual Identity Emerges.”

A very happy 30th birthday to bisexuality, born this day in 1995 🎂

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A man in a black cloak and a green hat holds the leg of a woman in high heeled black boots, red dress, pirate hat, and saber. They pose in front of a statue of a pirate.

A man in a black cloak and a green hat holds the leg of a woman in high heeled black boots, red dress, pirate hat, and saber. They pose in front of a statue of a pirate.

The same woman in a short red dress, lots of corsets and belts, and pirate hat poses with her leg up on the statue, as if to wrap her leg around its waist. She holds a goblet and her thigh holster is visible.

The same woman in a short red dress, lots of corsets and belts, and pirate hat poses with her leg up on the statue, as if to wrap her leg around its waist. She holds a goblet and her thigh holster is visible.

A blonde woman in a red dress and black corset looks up at the camera and sticks her tongue out. She is holding a goblet and wearing sunglasses, a black headband, and a brown pirate hat.

A blonde woman in a red dress and black corset looks up at the camera and sticks her tongue out. She is holding a goblet and wearing sunglasses, a black headband, and a brown pirate hat.

A man in a green hat with feathers and a black cloak takes a bite of a turkey leg.

A man in a green hat with feathers and a black cloak takes a bite of a turkey leg.

I love any excuse to dress up as a pirate and my partner loves any excuse to eat a turkey leg. Its a win-win.

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Rapport: Friendship, Solidarity, Communion, Empathy - Reactor Perihelion and its crew embark on a dangerous new mission at a corporate-controlled station in the throes of a hostile takeover… Novelette | 7,540 words They were still three hours out when Perihelion...

The new Murderbot short story is up at Reactor Magazine: reactormag.com/rapport-mart... Edited by Lee Harris, art by Jaime Jones.

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One of the Best Shows You're Not Watching on Apple TV+ Got Renewed for Season 2 'Murderbot' wraps up its first season tomorrow, and Alexander Skarsgård's soap opera-obsessed AI robot will return.

One of the Best Shows You're Not Watching on Apple TV+ Got Renewed for Season 2

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