House of Primal Rib King Henry cut, English style, with cream spinach and a loaded baked potato.

A lifted truck with a Jigsaw from the movie Saw wrap

Ride's here

A red envelope for lunar new year with a horse on it

I'll never turn down a 🧧 but didn't expect to get one from my trainer

My friends and I were just laughing during the credits at the absurdity

The Exploratrium gift shop is playing "Pussycat Dolls"

Asians in a Super Bowl ad? LOL

Hated everything about that Dunkin ad

That’s … inappropriate

Boo Intuit sucks

Normally I wouldn't worry abourt getting sick and missing work, but in this job market ………

Subway surfers on top, Pluribus on the bottom

Ok doing a 1 month trip abroad with a 9 month year old and 4 year old was difficult, but it was nice to go somewhere 8 time zones away and actually acclimate.

Willy Wonka but for protein

Please keep you kombucha mothers at home

*cracks knuckes*

Yeah I figured, this came from someone who’s a food industry person, so my guess this is one of those beliefs rampant there.

I was just reminded of the time I saw a man walk into an Apple Store, shout “Hey Siri, play All Star by Smashmouth”, and leave cackling.

Body of Christ, Blood of Christ

Is there any evidence that gas stoves are ok to use? I had a guest look at my induction burner and act like I was crazy to have one.

I just wish it was open earlier!

had a reply that started with "Actually, it was a TIE fighter, not an X-Wing" and thought better of it

Saw a bunch of old tweeps yesterday, was a bit of a trip. Grey hairs and toddlers and good spirits.

I'm so afraid …

Hell yeah, Reich got Andor-pilled.

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I hope you've seen "The Expanse"

their nag notifications are so obnoxious I instantly regretted starting it back up

I think my advice would probably be … play sports instead of watching sports