first they came for my enemies and i said, "yes please get rid of them."
then they came for the generally awful people and i was like, "this is awesome."
then they came for the pathologically obnoxious fishwives and orbiters and i said, "thank god!"
then they stopped and all was much nicer.
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it really do be like that eh
a real book. unedited. waiwaiwai please don't be one of (((us))), phil, c'mon
actual books sent to us by #pjlibrary
what jewish families are these supposed to represent?
i loled (and trashed them, along with the one with the tzvay mamas—i kid you not; they sent us that shit)
TALKED ABOUT HIMSELF.
BORING.
#jesus #christopherLambert #pope #HABEMUSPAPAM
enslave everyone.
this. could. be. #us.
but YOU'RE TOO #BUSY
selling yourself for first edition #Monopoly Luxury Tax cards
this could be #us
but you're too #busy
Googling #dudes who never made it into the #NBA because of #toxoplasmosis induced #fatal hilarity
this could be #us
but you're too #busy
watching #Hadean #Jeopardy
#LateHeavyBombardment
i believe i can fly
i believe i can touch the sky
i believe i can fly
i am two weeks off my clozapine
this could be #us
but you're too #busy
being a #Boltzmann brain somewhere over the rai— *AHEM* #BEYOND #THE #BLACK #RAINBOW
this could be #us
but you're too #busy being made of #neutronium
this happened to me the other day
i kid you not
this happened to me in the distant future
i kid you knot
man i messed that line up didn't i
>mfw someone calls me a Trump-supporter
>mfw someone thinks I have anything to say about Democrats or Republicans or Libertarians or Social Democrats
>mfw okay maybe I have something to say about that last group
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tbh I haven't seen decent news since, like, 9/11. That was such a polarizing event + it jumpstarted started the meth-like 25/7 news cycle.
where's the lie
(((lie)))???
ngl guys #Trump has all of you so fucking crazy that the psychotic exaggerated shit that you've hallucinated into his person makes him sound far cooler than he actually is. muh #fascism such #nazi absolute #hitler (you should all be ashamed of yourselves.)
no #lies detected.
this is #shopped btw - that kid is not there in the original picture. #nothing is. the #capybaras are #staring at the #void.
it's coming
not OC but OC if you want to #believe that it is
#iBelieveICanFly
#iBelieveICanTouchTheSky
#moshiachNow