we all queened out but that bit caught us off guard

then the uber driver proceeded to tell us how she caught her ex in her bed having a threesome w two other men and then he stabbed her 4 times like??

waiting outside the bar for me and oomfs uber and an old guy flashed his cock and balls like oh ok

waitttt I was just listening to this

so they’re going back to Twitter where they’ll also not get that follow back? 😭

clocking in for 15 minutes and then clocking out immediately at noon for lunch as god intended

playing fallout 4 and romancing everyone I’m just nosy asf

Skinny skinny cocopuffs skinny skinny yass or whatever Lana was saying

meanwhile, just a few blocks away, Samantha had her sights set on a rich CEO as well

Another year another Joyce Manor top artist spot

When Animorphs ended, fans were vocal about how they didn't like the depressing ending.

K.A. Applegate responded with amongst the most brutal letters I've read.

It takes a generational talent to tell your fans "If you're mad at me because that's what you have to take away from Animorphs, too bad."

A bunny with a fishing rod reels in a fish in a harbor. Three cats, one quite small, surround the bunny, eager to have the fish as a meal. The kitten in the group reaches out its paws in anticipation

Daily bunny no.2793 teaches cats to fish

I'm cancelling all of my art.
I need time to relax and bounce on some dick.
I'll post new art when I feel like it...

1989 u will always be loved tho

my year of refraining from listening to taylor swift is finally coming to an end and I’m so sorry but I didn’t rly miss her

Work from home dry cleaners

experiencing 200 billion 9/11s at work today don’t even have a reaction image for this rn

drunk walk home by mitski followed by liability by lorde

Can we have a girls Give Thanks party? 12 girls in a room Giving Thanks till we pass out on our own Thankfulness.

need an emergency mango lassi transfusion

Conservative Muslim Auntie came from Macedonia and immediately started trying to arrange my marriage yessssss sis let’s get this wedding planned

omg soon ❤️

on a date with oomfs man cause she’s taking too long to respond to me and I need attention

i feel like this was taylor shade

Borzoi.

oomf freaking out bc she thought the turkey neck that comes w the turkey was its penis like?? 😭

Amazing list

bsky.app/profile/did:...

the skylar whiteification of lois griffin

Sweet but psycho by Ava max will be one of the only relics of human civilization to last in 1000 years I feel