Danger room

sums up the politics

One of the best things I’ve read in a while:

Danny DeVito as Frank Reynolds: "You would have to be real lowlife piece of shit to be proud to be an American." changed from "to get into politics"

All I think about anymore is this ever so slightly modified quote

Flopped the exact opposite way you’d actually fall on that. When you get contacted up top no way you end up belly flopping forward lol

CHRISTEN PRESS, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?

Why is Caruso allowed to just slap and reach all game? Like it’s 3-4 times every possession and never a call

Well, see, about alpo, my uncle kinda had a sick sense of humor. Smartest and best horse of the bunch, so maybe they can be in on the joke

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social need a ruling on my uncles horse names (not racehorses, tbf):
-Frank (a truly big and dumb guy)
-Lady Moon
-Fanny
-Tootsie
-Snickers
-Alpo

I don’t even want to give these ideas the excitement that comes with being labeled taboo. They’re stupid and the people who believe in them are stupid. You have a code of conduct, of social norms and acceptable behavior. Allowing that to be poisoned for no real advantage / benefit makes no sense.

That was a cool “cross checks on the MVP” segment that they had…one whole cross checking penalty all game lol

Wait so an accidental stick to the face by benn is 2 but swinging your stick into someone’s face is matching? Get the absolute fuck out of here

Lololololol give me a fucking break three cross checks and we get matching minors

Steel is holding Mack and then the 1000th cross check is finally called

I say we don’t give them two or three free goals next game and see how this goes

lol sure refs give me a fucking break

PK Subban is so fucking bad at this. First saying mess elbowing dudes in the head “is how hockey should be played” then saying the Avs should be and that Dallas is the better team all series, despite the Avs absolutely caving them in 2 games.

Cool cool. Avs have 66% of the expected goals and are losing by two bonkers goals.

he’s going to show up like George Costanza pretending he didn’t quit

it feels like coach prime didn’t get shedeur properly prepared for the draft process. for more on this google “prime prep”

For me it’s 27

This sight produced a reaction in me that I don’t think would be medically distinguishable from a jump scare

We are a strong breed

Once again conservatives do not know ball, will never know ball, and fundamentally cannot know ball. If autistic people don't like baseball explain why every baseball website is a spreadsheet

Did not see CSU staying anywhere close in this one if we couldn’t shoot threes - and didn’t see Maryland shooting 50% on em. Let’s have some regression to the mean

*condescending

Yeah. Came across more consenting than I meant, but I get your point. Though I feel Choo choo has some clutch in him, but you never know…