What's the best way to search online for the nearest public toilet?
Check the IP address.
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Scotland's recent rise in sex crimes is almost certainly not linked to immigration - The Skeptic The 2025 Scottish crime statistics saw a rise in sex crimes - and social media immediately jumped to the conclusion immigrants were at fault.

Wrote another article for The Skeptic.
Spoiler alert: Bigots don't * really * care about women's safety, and lazy journalism doesn't help.
www.skeptic.org.uk/2026/03/scot...

My Auntie Jen has an amazing immune system.
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I have a pawn-Sean for naming chess pieces

Cricket coaches are overthinkers.
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Why should you occasionally buy low quality shampoo?
Because it's good to let your hair down once in a while.
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Excellent episode. Infuriating, but excellent.

My local drug dealer is a piller of the community.
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#0054 - Andrew Wilson [VIDEO] | The Know Rogan Experience Podcast Get more from The Know Rogan Experience Podcast on Patreon

The media claimed Joe Rogan spoke out against ICE's tactics. We listen to Rogan, and he did nothing of the sort.

Then ICE shot another citizen. How did Joe respond? Patrons can hear Rogan excuse the shooting of Alex Pretti. It'll be on the free feed on Tuesday.

www.patreon.com/posts/0054-a...

Not quite optical illusion, but perhaps close enough that you you might not deem it useful ... I was thinking about those occasions where there are repeating words in a sentence and your brain just kinda skips them.
Read again carefully for an example.

Using Microsoft's search engine to find a Friends-themed light fitting:
Chandelier Bing

Why do temporary placement employees have fertility problems?
- Locum
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People on the organ donation waiting list ...
Your heart goes out to them.

I just spotted Poirot coming out of the Barbers.
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- Hercule?
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Not really, just a standard short back and sides.
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Public service announcement:
Your instinct to throw any letters you get from Reform straight in the bin is mostly correct.
However, if it contains a free post envelope then you can cost them money by posting it.
You can also help them by pointing out missing options in their market research.

Heavily pregnant deer's favourite dish:
- Fondue
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Interviewer: Jacob Marley.
The rattling chains are really bad for spiking the audio.

Which country's documentation should you read through?
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Peru's
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Many years ago I fainted after giving blood. They said I'd best not come back. But, after hearing about a shortage I called up & persuaded 'em to let me try again.
Got thru it no problem, and the staff there are amazing!
If you're in decent health, please think about having a go. Free biccies too!!

Most amenable fictional woodland?
Sherwood Forest!
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"Put down your phone! Live in the moment!"
Sure, all fair & well, but what about those who want to vicariously enjoy your moment? Think I've seen McLean's goal from every section of the stadium & reactions from every pub in the country. Can't get enough of it.
Thanks to the Tartan Army film crew!

Ambiguous job title:
Spokesperson for a bicycle company.

Yoda's description of a lucky molar.

Fortuitous.

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Skepticamp 2025—Talk 01—Suspicious Minds: The Predictable Irrationality of The Traitors—Jim Cliff YouTube video by Skeptics in the Pub Online

Cracking lightning talk about failures in logic on #CelebrityTraitors
Watch here: youtu.be/w-d80wFmhT4?...

Got fired from Starbucks for gross misconduct, but managed to find work as a Pee-Lattes Instructor.

European country with highest viewing figures of the Oxford vs Cambridge boat race ....
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Romania
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In the interests of safety, Trump should probably declare Queen Latifah as a terrorist organization as well.

Hey there my Scottish friend. I'm a little worried about buying a yacht when I'm on holiday in Germany.
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- fer boatin' ?
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No, but you do need to apply for a license.
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Standing up for skepticism: ten times comedians showed a skeptical side - The Skeptic While Netflix specials by famous comedians push questionable material, some stand-ups are still out there putting forward a skeptical view

Wrote another article for The Skeptic.
Was it a thinly veiled excuse to point people towards some of my favourite comedians like @pierrenovellie.bsky.social , @jackiekashian.bsky.social and @stevehofstetter.bsky.social ? ... of course not. How dare you!
www.skeptic.org.uk/2025/09/stan...

I've been CANCELLED by the wokerati ... etc