I haven’t been to the comic shop in a week, my brother sent me this
What happened to my boy???
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Otto Octavius smacking his phone away saying artificial “intelligence” my %$@
Superman/Batman is a great one, y’all.
Just reporting back that by the end of the first issue of transformers they were hooked.
My eldest just asked if I had any transformers comics. I ran with glee to get those Daniel Warren Johnson issues out of my short boxes.
Then the other asked for Superman comics.
Then they asked to sit in the living room to read them together!
Zelda is actually the name of the princess. The character you control is Zelda's Monster.
This 500 is due by monday
We did it!
Gambit in Superman x Spider-Man
When you have Jim Lee on art you definitely should have him drawing some X-men even if it is a Superman and Spider-man story!
The rock moves
The Dark Knight is Risen
Happy Easter, y’all
Lilo and Stitch in the Gilded Age, Lilo has a boa, Stitch a top hat and monocle
Yes, Stitch does sport a monocle
That little alien STITCH busting through a book holding a paint brush. The cover of THE STITCH BOOK: TOP SECRET ADVENTURES
I've just finished writing drawing and lettering a 200 PAGE BOOK for people who love the original LILO & STITCH as much as I do. Please Get it!
Oh I forgot about that. Dude is just the worst.
Bullshit solicit of bloodshot by Mauro Mantella
Why did alien books/Valiant bring back transphobic writer Mauro Mantella for Bloodshoot after last year’s hate-filled travesty of a relaunch
DAVID BYRNE: Water dissolving! Water removing!
ME: Oh yeah?
DAVID BYRNE: There is water at the bottom of the ocean 🙂
ME: That’s so cool buddy. Did you learn that at school today?
DAVID BYRNE: Remove the water 😡 carry the water 😡
ME: Hm how about we carry some juice in your sippy cup bud?
Charlie Browns mom: Waaah wah wah wah waaah waaah waaah wah
Charlie Brown: oh, you mean pigpen
Charlie browns mom: Wah way. Waaaah wahwahwah wah wah waaah waaaah wahwhawah wah wah
Charlie Brown: yeah I get that. It’s pretty bad over there but I don’t think they hit him
“Physics just threw its hands up and went out for a smoke”
-Rifftrax “Silent Rage”
Gen Xers do NOT take well to Star Trek, Star Wars and Ghostbusters that are not made SPECIFICALLY for them and then cry “Star Trek should be for EVERYONE” without understanding it’s their turn to adapt to new stories the way the world had adapted to them
Valiant: we are somehow more anti-lgbtq+ than the Jim Shooter era
Valiant: you will long for the days when we were Acclaim comics!
Somehow they keep finding new lows at Valiant. Pioneering in deep diving into just awful shit
Stuff better be good, they killed Krakoa for this
3 worlds 3 moons comic
Other news, they are finally bringing that Hickman substack stuff to print at Dark Horse
They have Chaykin (also oof) and Steve Orlando on other books. It’s a weird ass creative line up at Alien books
Yeah they still have Howard Chaykin on their Zorro book but as conservative and hatefilled as chaykin is, he is a name that can move some books. This guy is a scrub
Rarely has a solicitation pissed me off like this.
Well guess who didn’t. Time to bring this up to the team
Positively disgusting and insulting news.
Bullshit solicit of bloodshot by Mauro Mantella
Why did alien books/Valiant bring back transphobic writer Mauro Mantella for Bloodshoot after last year’s hate-filled travesty of a relaunch