We have passed the TB Horizon

Good night.

lenny is sat with homer at moe's with some pokemon cards scattered across the bar. Lenny: hey whatcha got there homer? Homer: oh i don't know... it's some crap the boy is into these days Barney: hey! moe! this one looks like you! Moe then snatches the card. Moe: what? gimme that! i oughta sue the hell outta- Moe then contrmplates the Magmar card, and finds recognition within it.

flaming moe's

It's weird that they're both posting as if they don't live in puerto rico, where they both moved to avoid paying taxes

@Nick_Davidov Asked Claude Cowork organize my wife's desktop, it stated doing it, asked for a permission to delete temp office files, I granted it, and then it goes "ooops" Turns out it tried renaming and accidentally deleted a folder with all of the photos my wife made on her camera for the last 15 years. All photos of kids, their illustrations, friends' weddings, travel, everything. It's not in trash, it was done via terminal It's not in iCloud, it already synced the new file structure. She didn't have Time Machine. Disc recovery tools can't see anything. I called Apple and they pointed me to a feature in iCloud allowing to retrieve files that were saved before but are no longer on iCloud Drive (they keep them for 30 days). I'm now watching it load tens of thousands of files. I nearly had a heart attack.

Nick Davidov • @Nick_Davidov VC, founder, DVC.ai - backing repeat founders with a community of 200 engineers. e/acc/OSS. Perplexity, Higgsfield, Animation, Etched. Husband to @msdavidova

VC, founder, dumbass

rightwingers see people caring about others in their community and instead of finding that inspiring they think it’s some sort of grand conspiracy because they don’t understand what it means to care for others you don’t personally know

/r/antinatalism I just found out my parents are breeders and I think im going to throw up

jobs available in 2026:

federal child kidnapper -- $120k/year, requires 8th grade education

insurance denier -- $275k/year, requires medical degree

3x part time retail jobs -- $40k/year, no benefits

newspaper columnist -- $500k/year, requires existing $10+ million net worth

adding -oomf onto someones username like a honorific

New: CBS News seems to be preparing a new segment called "Whiskey Fridays with Tony Dokoupil," per sources.

Some staff were only first made aware of it as they encountered CBS testing out set designs of a faux-stocked bar in the newsroom, featuring a large sponsor banner for Jack Daniels.

‘CBS Evening News’ Viewership Slips in First Week Under Tony Dokoupil CBS Evening News' Viewership Slips in First Week Under Tony Dokoupil

"Overall viewership for the first five days of Dokoupil’s official run on the venerable CBS News program was off 23% from what the program captured a year ago"

variety.com/2026/tv/news...

article from the independent 49 minutes ago "scott adams has days to live" article from tmz 17 minutes ago "scott adams dead"

thanks to inflation "days" means roughly 30 minutes

i love the idea of a guy who’s still been on the edge of getting into jeopardy after 61 years of it airing

My parents are divorced so we have two January 6ths

[wizard at a LARP throwing bean bags voice] OFF RECORD! OFF RECORD! OFF RECORD!

no this seems perfect

Back when posting was good

weird phenomenon i keep encountering where “writers” correctly identify the soul-sucking danger that large language models pose to their craft, but for some reason have no problem using generative AI to make images. like….are you stupid!!!!

Next time somebody asks me what Bluesky is like, I'll send them this

Screenshot of a pokemon center review of a Quilava plush with text saying “where will he sit, on my desk. Cute.”

it’s called 24k gold bc it weighs the same as 24 carrots, think like “horsepower” it’s the power of 180 horses

Somewhere, a discord of dog girls are writing gallons of fanfiction about Hasan putting a shock collar on them

A comic illustration by Jim Benton: A witch with a long nose, wearing a hat and cloak, stands over a glowing green frog. The witch says, "Hocus Pocus! A Prince no more! You shall live the rest of your life as a frog!" The frog, with a pleased expression, responds, "Oh shit yeah." The background features trees and bushes in a forest setting. The comic is signed with Jim Benton's website and Instagram handle on the left.

sweet! fuck yeah! peace, imma go hop