You’re welcome!

Robbins’ 🙄 i actually can’t read or write chrys

Robbin’s Skinny Legs and All is what comes to mind first for me

was just curious Chris thanks

that’s my pick too

What’s your favorite book of all time? don’t lie

funeral, 9/11 and applebees

I made this for my friend who is having a routine colonoscopy tomorrow

Standing in the yard with my mouth open and drinking 2L of rainwater right from the sky. Took about 1hr 45min

I'm not sure which planet he's talking about but it's not Earth.

scattered reports say that musician pharrell, remember him folks, is smuggling food to the USS Tripoli, in his big hat. believe it or not!

Welcome to the fuck ass losers club may I hold your balls

I found the transition from Twitter very easy bc i never read anyone’s tweets there and i don’t here either

cool thx

I saved this photo hope that’s ok

“I’m protecting you rn bitch!”

Karl goes nuts at the mailman every single day. Like figure out what’s going on already

ok wizard

omg you noticed me

Always a good day to tell yourself, and believe it, that an American life is no more valuable than a life anywhere else.

The only good parts of being in space are looking for ufos, peeing and eating that special ice cream for astronauts. Everything else is scary

too easy

😂

there there Stanley let’s get you back to bed

Girl that 40% off Michael’s coupon has me acting reckless

I have the normal amount of politics, and the correct ones. Not sure what your fuckin deal is

You’re asking a lot of questions already being answered by my Disney Vacation Club half-zip pullover

old lady vagussy

I hate art books with a lot of words THATS NOT WHY I’M HERE

I love doing tweets on this website