going on 36 hours awake because every airplane seat was designed for tiny little mice. little cartoon mice curled up on a bag of peanuts and using their boarding pass as a blankie. all dragging a big steamer trunk behind them and shouting “oh boy!” when the plane takes off. unfortunately I am 6’3”
it's remarkable how crazy this video is, especially in light of what we just learned in that Atlantic article
Mamdani: "What are we fighting for?. When you look back at the history books of our party, 100 years ago we had a very clear vision of what we were fighting for. It's sad that for too many Americans, when they want to look for ambition in the Democratic Party, then have to turn to a history book."
Mike Nellis @MikeNellis "I'M NO LONGER CATHOLIC!" Hannity ABANDONS HIS FAITH for Trump NELLIS X.com • +*+
Amazing that in the national divorce the libs are getting the NFL, butter and cooking oil, being attracted to adult women, standup comedy, Bud Light, and now also Catholicism
"Contrary to popular belief, the subway is NOT a PVP zone!"
I've built a socioeconomic system that depends on everyone to do useful work and act ethically except the people at the top, who get unimaginable rewards for being antisocial frauds and criminals. And I think it will stand the test of time
this reminds me, i don't think SCOTUS should be allowed to choose their own clerks. standardize the hiring schedule, put the applications in a pool, blind reads (perhaps by a panel of former clerks) and random assignments.
YO CHARLIE HAS RETURNED
We got programs at the fundamental level of everything called “daemons” because of some nerd 50 years ago you, can put up with a catgirl png.
People are malding in the comments calling this a hitpiece lmao the ‘c-list’ bit is a quote from him
They’re calling him the wealthiest independent musician of all time
Shoutouts to Major League Baseball for forcing me to delete a bunch of pictures of my ex so I could update IOS to download the ballpark app and get my tickets for tonights game. I was mad at first but honestly I needed that.
AOC: Whether it’s people in the Epstein files still roaming free, or the president, a known rapist, continuing to occupy the White House, all of this has contributed to the normalization and the idea that incidents of harassment shouldn’t matter.
And I think today was an important turning point
Lava Lamps are so cool dude. I wanna get one of those huge floor lamp ones. That shit’s gonna raise my power bill like 500 bucks a month
Whether it’s Michelle Obama, encouraging children to get exercise and eat vegetables or Melania Trump announcing that she never trafficked children to notorious pedophiles, both First Ladies made controversial announcements involving children.
TRUMP: I WANT TO MAKE TRANSGENDER ILLEGAL SO KIDS ARE EASIER TO MOLEST! I WANT TO KILL EVERY ARAB. MAKE IT ILLEGAL FOR WOMEN TO READ! BRING BACK SLAVERY! LETS HELP BILLY GRAHAM TURN THE EARTH INTO A NUCLEAR CINDER!
NEWS MAGAZINE: omg college students are like, so annoying
you fucking guessed it! "Last year, Philz was purchased by private equity firm Freeman Spogli & Co., which also owns Popeyes Chicken and El Pollo Loco, for a reported $145 million, according to Mission Local, though the company did not provide details of the deal."
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at this point I may have more contempt for the guy who could do something, whose job it is to do something, and chose not to over and over again
Sorry, which side is supposed to be religious zealots here, someone remind me.
Democratic senators: It's time to draw a line in the sand.
A nominee for Attorney General will soon come before you. Make the confirmation process about releasing ALL of the Epstein files (without redactions) and prosecuting the Epstein class. (1/2)
It’s very funny to include the “far left” here when the DSA mayor of New York City just ran an entire campaign on affordability and making cities work while his main opponent ran on Israel, a country almost 6,000 miles away
This is a side-effect of the modular armor system. All the base layer clothes have to fit like they're vacuum sealed so that the armor pieces don't get even more stretched out than they already do.
I'm really fascinated by this sort of pseudo-journalism corporate America now churns out that pretends to be useful and informative, but generally exists as a sort of simulacrum, comically avoiding central parts of stories that might threaten billionaire or corporate power
Metering your photos is actually fake you can shoot Fuji 400 at 16 250 in any lighting and it’ll be fine.
If I'm a Dem his name is not "Sean Duffy" it is "former Reality TV Star Sean Duffy"
How can this go on for another 3 years?
queer eye season 11
tan: hm we gotta get rid of those teeth!
jonathan: yep. those teeth, straight out.
jeremiah: can't let you keep those teeth, kemosabe!
antoni: we're going to pull those teeth, every single one.
buldok the road toad: open road
karamo: time to pull all those teeth out,
