George Washington mandated the entire US continental army get inoculated against smallpox in 1777. In WW1, it avoided massive casualties to typhoid and all sorts of bad stuff. Anyway Pete Hegseth thinks George Washington was woke

Nothing with the sauce in frame but it was good!

Crushed the red wine soy reduction sauce. Dinner is going to rule

More than ever the world needs the sardonic wit of Ricky Gervais saying “oi, you believe in the litt-ull man in the skoi, do you?”

So to recap: Trump arbitrarily withdrew from the original Iran nuclear deal because Obama did it, Iran resumed the thing the deal prevented, Trump destroyed the global economy & brought world to the brink of WWIII killing a sick old guy, and then agreed to terms more favorable to Iran than before

I hope Conan is attacked by the Warriors

When Trump threatens to take out Irans transportation and power, what he is saying is that he never cared about the people in the country and wants to kill the most vulnerable civilians in furtherance of a war he cannot coherently explain why he started

Me, a person repulsed by all seafood, just now realizing I agreed to go to a dinner at my super catholic aunts house on Good Friday

I cannot imagine being racist enough to argue that case on behalf of the government

Anything less than a 9-0 unambiguous affirmation of birthright citizenship as settled law that cannot be changed except by Amendment is properly understood as an assault by those Justices on the foundation of American values, law, and government. To even humor this shows the institution has failed.

Damn Mason Miller walking out to 'Blind' goes hard

1987 Paul Ass Maker Topps card

@davidjroth.bsky.social remembering some guys

Oh come on that’s not fair. He’s never been relevant

just automate the strike zone entirely. This new system kinda sucks.

I’m convinced their directive was to just “fuck off like you’re waiting for your flight. Wear armor but feel free to grab a beer or tackle a brown person”

When Trump uses a nuclear weapon after Jesus doesn’t return and he can’t explain why, normal people are legally allowed to just kick or punch him in the nuts.

The default warning message for Yahoo Fantasy Sports about having too many injured players

my fantasy team is already in full swing

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When did we as a society decide that people who we are ostensibly inclined to support are incapable of doing shitty things and must be defended against any criticism to the contrary?

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Democrats bought into the war on “woke” and are just doing open homophobia now. Cool!

It’s concerning how frequently I’m getting recruitment pop ups

MrBeast presents the New York Yankees vs the San Francisco Giants

I love the signing but it was very obvious that the first ball hit at Luis Arraez was going to be an error

Woof this Netflix broadcast sucks lol

I probably shouldn’t tell my kid this but my whole project in having them is to raise people that experience and appreciate joy, understanding I will love them unconditionally, while ensuring they can identify and question authority. This unironically makes my heart melt

The goal wasn’t ever to save money. It was to get a metal detector to find all the copper wire to strip for personal gain

A cartoon of Robert Mueller lookin hot and buff in a chippendales outfit for some reason

Some people say “go Giants” or “go dodgers” but I say go Robert mueller and the rule of law

I trust you’ll be issuing an apology

Epstein Coin has officially dropped