Their scale is wrong. Sit on my face and I’ll give you an accurate number

Happy barfday beesh 🖤

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Feel the beat under your feet. The floors on fire!

Get the animal nuggies!

You go and buy another and feed that poor starving child right now

Kiss me under the mistletoe?
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Please refer to me by my government name.

Got my vote

Bulge be bulging tonight

Put it in my mouth. Also, gimme the burger.

Yes. Yes I do.

I need video of you on the dance machine

I mean you know a guy that specializes in these things especially that brand. You could have casually mentioned you needed something like this. 😜

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Same

Got new cock socks in at work. Just in time.

I mean I’d let your crush my skull like a watermelon. So yes.

Been a hard day at work