You vex me greatly, Collie.

Cute

You definitely didn't make these normal style.

Did you put them in a little muffin tray? Did they go in the oven straight from the freezer? Are they brownie bottoms?

What am I seeing? How did you do this?

I'm everyone's favourite partner in crime because I'm always down to do whatever and I approach every situation with unbridled optimism.

With a big gun

Oh yeah

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Well deserved

Holy shit

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Everyone knows Shion as that skittering creature

A new meaning to Itallian Wedding

Buy me a new hat

Reminds of the time my wacky teacher took us on a school trip to the kidneys.

Big coffee and a little coffee

Yeah I'm into size difference

They can be mad at me but fuck em. They're just a bunch of smelly losers that created a system just so they can feel more important than other people, which is pathetic.

Tiny example. If I was a manager and my boss said the higher ups really don't like Katie so I need to be extra hard on her and give her the worst schedule because they want her to quit but can't fire her, I can say "no" and stop the flow from reaching Katie.

No, you see the government is a flow of misery that trickles down from the top. At any point, someone can stop the flow from continuing but they just don't.

...you think it's like a galactus thing but actually it's the eye of a giant space deity and the reason they have to wait for it before destroying populous planets is because their technology is powered by the grief of god.

Place furniture and day core.

I wish all stoner lesbians are having a wonderful day.

Microsoft is the kudzu vine of the internet that also gained a taste for human blood.

Microsoft is a guy you thanked once for holding a door for you and has since found all of your social media and likes every picture in an uncomfortable way.

Microsoft is the cute baby tiger an eccentric billionaire bought that has long outgrown it's cage and is mauling the local people.

You have permission to endlessly torment a digital avatar made in my likeness.

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Bibo!

Divine was a national treasure.

Hell yeah. I'm still a loser.

No, I like wordplay.