Sometimes I come back to this app so see what peace is like

Excuse me???

Shout out to the legacy yappers. The ones who the teacher called “talkative” in the report card notes

i really wanna know who hyped up drake to diss kendrick cs there’s no way i’d hear backseat freestyle or rigamortis and think pushups is enough to spook him away 😂😭

The couch I’ve been working and saving up for got discontinued.

💋☺️

Providing therapy to kids is not easy! I remember saying I’ll work w/every population except kids bc “that ain’t my ministry”…Boyyyyy did God show me 😂😂😂 I’ll take them any day over adults. It’s more work in the beginning but less towards the end! #therapistsky

finna put Patty pies in the oven and tell my family they homemade

Shame on you mfs and these artist scams 🤦🏾‍♂️

Love Jones (feat. Ty Dolla $ign) Leon Thomas, Ty Dolla $ign · Electric Dusk · Song · 2023

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Did y’all know the first French Fries weren’t actually cooked in France??

They were cooked in Greece

Ladies, that fine nigga you been tryin to get at? This the perfect time to “wow this new Kendrick fire” your way into his drawls!

I would give myself a fat ass that sit up better than two bunk beds

New Drake 🚨🚨🚨🚨

“8am in the Courthouse”

Emphasis on the bitch here bc he’s sure acting like one lol

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This is also an amazing list btw😌

I like 12/16 of the artists on this list. This is extremely close 😭.

If you’re gonna do it, send it to someone who really needs it!

👀 ME!

Like that’s what I want for lunch but cutting it up is too much work. We need to go back to our roots.

Wondering how my coworkers would feel if I brought in a rotisserie chicken and started eating it whole like an apple.

Although I want a bookmark option, I’m a hoarder and I will bookmark everything and never come back for it.

Stomach sounded like an A&T drumline at 4pm sharp.

Hold on, you’re onto something.

DM me for my class on that. I got you 🫡😭😭

Hold on, lemme hear yours

I don’t really judge people who like weird food combos because public school has us eating anything.