Photo of TV screen Mariners Baseball The A's and Mariners S logo appear to spell out the word ass

It's the ass series in Seattle

impossible to overstate how poisonous this shit is. dudes on the street smiling and waving at your toddler are an indicator of a happy and functional community

amazon and anthropic announce an ouroboros dick sucking session

ego has no place in game dev 🤙

@Acyn X.com Hannity: The NY Mets are on an 11 game losing streak right after Mamdani hugged the mascot. It's kind of hard to lose 11 games in a row in baseball but he pulled it off.

but … it’s the mets

this is my go-to placeholder image. if it ever leaks into production something went catastrophically wrong.

Alex Jones is truly one of the most evil people alive. He's lucky he lives in an era where the punishment for behavior like his is losing your website and not thumbscrews.

I asked AI who the 49ers should draft in the 1at round and one of the 4 players it suggested is a projected 4th round pick

Bender STEALING IS A FORM OF CREATIVITY

The year 2026

Still am yet to see AI that we're told we have to get on board with or else, fuckos, do anything as impressive as Shazam and I was first shown that by my then-bf in 2009. He went "check this out, play any song", I picked a song on my iPod and Shazam recognised it and I went "wow cool".

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Salute to an all-time tweet

the penne opticon

i see people mocking the fast running robot like 'we have cars' but that misses the point.
a car can't run you down and subdue you inside or in various non-road conditions. they're not making them faster than humans for athletic reasons.

A Forbes article about a father who killed eight children, with an embedded prediction widget inviting people to speculate on whether "Congress will pass new gun safety legislation before 31st December 2026"

ghoulish

Palantir are about six months away from ordering their employees to leave audio logs scattered around their offices

tell me he's gonna sign Detlef Schrempf and Roy Hibbert without telling me he's gonna sign Detlef Schrempf and Roy Hibbert.

my wife and I have matching tattoos of each other's initials in unowns

One fun thing about WWE's modern marketing is when retiring wrestlers do the bow down and kiss the canvas thing they're now smooching logos for things like "Kid Kloudz: The First Vape for Children."

This tweet is almost the same time span from the start of LeBron’s career as it is today.

In the same manifesto, Palantir's owners argued that we need a national military draft, that soft power is over, and that we were too hard on Germany and Japan after World War II. I don't think that company should be allowed to exist anymore.

palantir should be viewed as the enemy of modern society

Opening text of a thread by Palantir from X Because we get asked a lot. The Technological Republic, in brief. 1. Silicon Valley owes a moral debt to the country that made its rise possible. The engineering elite of Silicon Valley has an affirmative obligation to participate in the defense of the nation. 2. We must rebel against the tyranny of the apps. Is the iPhone our greatest creative if not crowning achievement as a civilization? The object has changed our lives, but it may also now be limiting and constraining our sense of the possible. 3. Free email is not enough. The decadence of a culture or civilization, and indeed its ruling class, will be forgiven only if that culture is capable of delivering economic growth and security for the public. 4. The limits of soft power, of soaring rhetoric alone, have been exposed. The ability of free and democratic societies to prevail requires something more than moral appeal. It requires hard power, and hard power in this century will be built on software.

Palantir put out a 22-point summary of their CEO's book The Technological Republic. It's pitched as a defence of the West, but if you read it through the VDA framework, verification, deliberation, accountability, what it's actually doing looks rather different.
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I’ve never met a cat I didn’t love immediately

this was predictable, but i don't feel all that good about it. among other things, if she can't fly out of the country she's just gonna wind up driving more.

me and the boys on the USS Abraham Lincoln eating boiled boot leather and sharing stories about the most Realistic Pussy we've ever seen

remember when celebrities seemingly randomly started coming out talking about how much they loved NFTs and thought it was super valuable and the future?

Me to 3yo: What do you want for your birthday party theme?

3yo: “Poopoo & peepee theme! We can get apple juice for the pee, so a skeleton pees and you drink the skeleton pee but it’s okay because it’s juice”

Me: ..K I was thinking like “dinosaurs” but let’s put a pin in “piss fountain of the dead”