Just elevating. You are, also.

Technically, that can be any city.

I still want a bike. I still want to live in a bike commute friendly city.

Why can’t I commit to over here?!

Aight this no edit button not being on here pissing me off fr

It’s a good day to be a good day.

Let me woosah this out because I’m just so annoyed…

These folks just delayed my car delivery. My blood is boiling.

That’s what I get for settling for the delivery date. I could’ve contemplated on a few more options but I wanted it TODAY.

Oh nahhh. IG can eat salt with dry mouth for sending me notifications about a mf reposting

Stop following people you don’t like . .

Please .

I’m just so over IG. The content is getting to be unrelatable.

I want my sister to join me on a bikepacking trip so bad but she probably thinks I’m crazy lol

Woah. I just read about somebody is dressed up in all black and chasing folks around NYC. 😳 scary af #IKnowWhatYouDidLastSummer

I used to check-out I Spy books back in school. Memories.

Forgot to order a bicycle during Prime 😒

I can’t call it…

…but I’m not sitting and watching fake beef. Everything is a skit.

I be deep in the blue comments on TikTok.

If you didn’t recite the Pledge of Allegience every morning at school back in the day, you’re too young for me.

Omg. The DoorDash driver was side by side with the bushy eyebrow dude (killer) in the Idaho 4 case?! Creepy!

Early in the mawnin’ !

Honestly, your 30s are you doing the same things because now you have a little more money and a bit more of a reality check.

And that’s my word…

Idk. Maybe I’ve been on Saturn this entire time because what TFrick was the sparkle blazing grumpy gold fumbling and mixing the clouds about the chickens with those lovely and immaculate fixating hops kindly to the boat holding three headphones that might be asleep but you have tense flumpy smiles!

These are your next 6 months. Make them count!

Slums will be satisfied enough by checking my seasoned socials while knowing they can’t text me for real. I’m deleting these shits too.

I just like to type bs. Idc about pics or anything else.

The greatest feeling was having my TikTok hacked. Having social media and no mutual is THE BEST.

Once I delete Facebook, my parents are going to be sick!

Just being a woman, imagine being relative private but having to give details on your past sex life that was more of a chore than anything else…a very dark time of your life, btw. To the world. In front of your father & husband. The WORLD. All while pregnant & a mom to two other little GIRLS.

💔❤️‍🩹

I’m over 30 and no longer have the dream of being paid for my social media BS. Meaning, you get what you get. Eff the engagement, I have shit to put into the void. Thankssssss

Just don’t ask me if I GAF.