This one still gets a good chuckle out of me from time to time.
Posts by omfgcows
Dee Reynolds from It's Always Sunny singing the end of the Nightman Cometh. She sings "just to be clear i did not write that song and have never had sex with a child"
why did Melania say this at her press conference?
Norah at the cherry blossoms in Jackson Park, Chicago
Norah between some cherry blossom trees with The Griffin museum of Science and Industry and the Columbia Basin in the background
Norah and Eduardo soyface pointing at the Obama Presidential Library
Norah look down, is makeup is cunty and she is breasting boobily
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Eduardo on one knee with his fist up. He is wearing a Black and pink Ken t-shirt, and gray sweatpants. He is posing in front of a TV showing the episode of JJK with Kirara Hoshi fighting Megumi Fushiguro
"a transsexual woman is speaking, listen and learn" @omfgcows.bsky.social yesterday
lying about it happening on april fool's day: mean-spirited, hurtful, not funny at all
it actually happening on april fool's day: possibly the funniest thing of all time
Eduardo driving the car while laughing
HE'S BACK ๐ฅฐ
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europeans when asked to help unblock the strait of hormuz
UPDATE ON THE HORMUZ COALITION (Mon, March 16):
๐ซ๐ท France: REJECTED
๐ฌ๐ง UK: REJECTED
๐ฎ๐น Italy: REJECTED
๐ช๐ธ Spain: REJECTED
๐ฏ๐ต Japan: REJECTED
๐ณ๐ด Norway: REJECTED
๐จ๐ฆ Canada: REJECTED
๐ฆ๐บ Australia: REJECTED
๐ฉ๐ช Germany: REJECTED
๐จ๐ณ China: NO RESPONSE
๐ณ๐ฑ Netherlands: NO RESPONSE
๐ฐ๐ท South Korea: NO CONFIRMATION
"A screenshot of a New York Times article published on March 16, 2026. The headline reads, 'In Tense Meeting, Dr. Oz Pressed Medical Societies on Trans Care for Teens,' with a subheadline stating, 'Most groups defended their support for medical intervention. But the Society for Plastic Surgeons broke with the consensus.' Below the text is a photograph of Dr. Mehmet Oz speaking at a podium bearing the Presidential seal, with blurred figures and flags in the background. The article is credited to Jeremy W. Peters."
The NYT reported how Dr. Oz held a meeting with Medical orgs and a anti-trans hate group to coerce those groups into backing off their support of trans youth.
Jeremy Peters and the NYT framed this shakedown as a reasonable meeting about medical evidence standards. The NYT's bias is clear again.
Someone needs to send an ambulance to X
Labour MPs on bluesky defending the health secretary are in for a shock on Friday when I blow the lid off the conversion therapy being done on the NHS on his watch
Infographic showing those killed and injured in Lebanon from Israeli attacks.
The Ministry of Public Health in Lebanon started this type of report during the covid-19 pandemic, and now it is being used to update on an entirely man-made crisis because of Israeli airstrikes, including on healthcare. Israel continues to enjoy impunity to attack healthcare.
Every time!
He looks like if The Matrix was about being cis.
Michael B. Jordan is the first Oscar winner who might plausibly have made AMVs at one point in his life
Just wait for the last two.
Sad to see the Ides of March becoming commercialised like this. I really feel like we're losing track of the true spirit of the holiday. It's not about how many knives you can stick in a tyrant all at once, it's about the whole community coming together to stab the tyrant as many times as possible.
Selfie of Norah and Eduardo inside a car in Managua
Happy birthday to my handsome gentleman @omfgcows.bsky.social ๐ฉท
Can't wait until you're back in Chicago ๐
A vibrant, wide-angle photo of a colorful outdoor mural promoting the "Super Bowl LX Apple Music Halftime Show." The mural is painted on a long blue wall in a sunlit, tropical setting with real palm trees and bright pink bougainvillea flowers cascading over the top. The artwork features a playful, surreal collage of cultural and football-themed elements: Central Text: The Apple Music logo in bold yellow and red 3D lettering is flanked by "SUPER BOWL LX" above and "HALFTIME SHOW" below. Iconic Imagery: Large illustrations of a golden trumpet, pink sunglasses, maracas, dominoes, and a cup of coffee with a musical note in the foam. Football Elements: Brown footballs are depicted growing on palm trees like coconuts and resting on the ground. Foreground: A young girl in a yellow dress walks along the sidewalk in front of the mural, passing a small goalpost illustration where a green parrot is perched. The overall aesthetic is warm, festive, and celebrates a fusion of Latin-inspired culture and American football.
I'm going to do a thread of all the references and context behind Bad Bunny's performance and what it means for Puerto Ricans to see this on the biggest stage.
The opening title screen is a street mural in Puerto Rico that comes to life with footballs as coconuts.
Follow along!
It was transforming the biggest NFL stage in the world into a sugar cane plantation that did it for me.
Like, the multiple layers of turning an American icon into a plantation and highlighting the history of exploitation of Black and Brown bodies by the NFL and American colonialism simultaneously?
iโm just so tired of donald trump man
THE NEW MOURN
Eduardo standing behind Norah seated at a Mexican restaurant. Norah is holding a gift bag from him, wearing a green blouse, red bracelet, gold chain, and off white Banana Republic pants. Eduardo is wearing a Snoopy Santa hat and an ugly Christmas sweater.
@omfgcows.bsky.social flew all the way here just to surprise me???
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did ronald reagan effectively utilize decency by funneling money to illegal paramilitary death squads in nicaragua
Photos of Norah, Eduardo, and his friends from his job
Norah and Eduardo the heart bench in Gallerias Santo Domingo in Managua, Nicaragua
Photo of the center of the mall in Gallerias Santo Domingo
GAC Emkoo, a high end Chinese EV banned in the US to protect Tesla (no seriously)
I forgot to post the last day of my trip but I made some new friends, rewatched Wicked For Good, went shopping, and got to ride in a fancy Chinese EV. Already miss this country and my boyfriend ๐ฅบ๐ณ๐ฎ @omfgcows.bsky.social
"Nicaragua mentioned" meme featuring the character Yui Hirasawa from K-ON! She is holding a Toรฑa beer, wearing a Flor de Caรฑa sunhat, posing in front of a cathedral and wearing the Nica flag on her shirt
Norah imitating the pose in the meme, holding a Toรฑa and a bag of plantain chips. She is wearing a "Nica" baseball crop top and a sunhat white standing in front of an old cathedral
NICARAGUA MENTIONED
View of San Juan Del Sur from our cabana
Inside the cabana with a bed and a towel folded into a crane and a painting on the wall
A photo of Eduardo next to the infinity pool on the upper deck
View of San Juan Del Sur from above our cabana
The cabana @omfgcows.bsky.social and I got in San Juan Del Sur was so lovely ๐ฅฐ
Norah sitting in OHare airport wearing a black dress, white blazer, pearl necklace, and a flo mask
Nicaragua mentioned meme
See you later, Chicago โ๏ธ
Dr. Atul Gawande: Hundreds of Thousands Have Already Died Since Trump Closed USAID
DOGE is disbanding after an estimated 600,000+ people died in other countries because of USAID cuts to lifesaving food and medication.
Elon Musk will go down as one of history's' most prolific mass murderers of children.
Anyone driving a Tesla is supporting a nazi.
You're so real for that.