Dr. House as a mii looks nervously at the camera: “Am I falling in love either L?” he asks, hands clutched together. Two options are available, in various shades of pinks and reds. One says, ‘You’re imagining things.’ and the other says ‘It must be love!’ with L’s ghostly transparent face hovering above it

im fucking crying 😂

RIP 🪦 , i can’t stand taking my iron supp so i usually don’t, they make me overheat

the fictional man you're obsessing over right now has a praise kink

The wizard reads a book about art.

i love re-reading things and getting stabbed in the heart by things that seemed metaphorical on the first read but were actually violent foreshadowing

Godzilla Minus Zero still of Goji walking beside the statue of liberty with the text "Go ahead and destroy the financial district Godzilla. Make the people happy."

A digital illustration of Godzilla silhouetted against a red and orange fire-colored background with his back spines all glowing blue as he blasts nuclear fire at whomever you would most like to have nuclear fire blasted at. Go ahead and make a wish. Jagged lettering on Godzilla’s back and shoulder, also glowing blue, reads ‘Maybe it will happen today’

sevensmallgummies: "Sphinx employee slash bodega cat that blocks the door and asks riddles, the owner has the answer of the day on a paper taped to the door. it never notices." sevensmallgummies: "important addition from a friend: everyone thinks REALLY hard and regulars makes two bad guesses so it feels like it's doing a good job"

Maladaptive pattern: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble -> I hate this useless piece of shit software -> Depression After cognitive restructuring: Microsoft Outlook is giving me trouble -> Wow... I'm just like a real life astronaut -> No depression

joe, cogging in place: "Showing Marie Kondo my apartment, which is filled with swords. "This kicks ass," she says. "Don't throw anything out""

"You repost too much pornography."

I am a patron of the arts, good sir. I'm disseminating culture among the proles. It's called noblesse oblige.

“People need to be nicer to each other online” and “people need to develop thicker skin because it’s not normal or healthy to get upset at everything you don’t agree with” are two statements than can and should coexist actually

The caption “Neil banging out the tunes April 13, 2006” under a photo of a rat playing on a tiny plastic piano

And a very happy 20 years of Neil banging out the tunes to all who observe

"Fandom deserves to be taken seriously" I actually can't think of anything more desperately in need of being taken LESS seriously.

pink and purple toned drawing of the back of olruggio's head. his shirt collar hangs down low over his nape where you can see a hint of red shibari rope peeking out. his hand is coming away from his neck, as if he is trying not to fiddle with it

pink and purple toned drawing of the back of qifrey's head. instead of his usual shirtcollar, he is wearing a black leather collar with a D-ring loop on the back of his neck.

like a weighted blanket #orufrey

so dale gribble would smuggle estrogen across state lines if you told him the government didn't want him to

famous music video with first mate schee in the corner

That’s Smee in the corner

Two bros chillin in a hot tub 5 feet apart because it's symbolic

stark(anime: frieren) swings a large battle axe, creating an arc of blood

stark speedpaint 🪓

t keeps calling Qifrey ‘master queef’ 😭

yall omg my bag of candy had an exact even distribution of flavors across all the pieces #staywinning

just got jumpscared by a bubbline bikini while scrolling a page of kingdom hearts merch

highly likely ill scan this into procreate to finish it but for now yall can have this shitty crop from my work sketchbook

so…. i bought the perfect edition vol 7 and T thought Crona’s pose on the cover looked like that one kim k pic and here we are

Crona (soul eater) holding their black demon sword as it turns into black blood that travels upward and splashes down into a glass resting on their ass

i dont know how to deal with explaining this…

furby voice: yum

three volumes of manga (witch hat atelier 10 & 11, soul eater perfect edition 7) and a pop figure (chilchuck from delicious in dungeon) propped against a canvas tote bag with blue straps from books-a-million

one of my roommates pissed me off so i did some retail therapy and it actually made me feel better AND i managed to actually only buy volumes of series ive already started collecting

wait I'm actually cooking??

corbeau hot topic style

lmao