Congratulations!!

It could’ve at least come with a gift receipt!!

Does anyone want to play Ogre Oustin’ with me to earn some Mochi in Pokémon Scarlet/Violet? Trying to bank some Mochi to use for Champions teams :)

Added take: he's very slimy now that we're at the end of the season.

A screenshot from Persona 3 Reload of the calendar’s transition to April 20th, 2009.

Today’s the day

A photo of the results screen after I hit Master Ball tier 4 in Pokémon Champions

Master Ball tier this morning 💅💃🏻

Miley Cyrus in her role as Hannah Montana wearing a sea green bathrobe, smiling and sticking her tongue out slightly.

Ultra Ball Rank 1 tonight in Doubles

I love that I got to spend it with you 🥰

Hot take: Dan is not that good of a Big Brother player.

The mod team was upset I pointed it out first and they were quaking

Drag Race subreddit says to tag spoilers for posts about the episode for 24 hours.

My post is tagged as a spoiler.

Somehow still banned from the subreddit 🤪

Why does everyone stuck in Tera raids now? It seems like everyone only brings stuff to intentionally faint

I applied for a job through this (admittedly sketchy) job board, and it sent me *seven* rejection emails.

Keep in mind these emails were all “automated” and all for the single job I had applied for 😭😂

And after you actually create an account to go in and fucking apply: $14 dollars an hour, requiring 7 years of experience, a terminal degree, and your blood type.

:(

Aww 🥰🥰🥰

A photo of me wearing a grey shirt, lying next to a black and white border collie-terrier mix. A pink crocheted blanket is on the couch next to us.

I’m gonna use it to mega evolve my dog 😌

A blue-green marble in my hand, with a black ring on my ring finger.

Found a marble outside in the backyard and it really looks like a Mega Stone.

A blue-green marble in my hand, with a black ring on my ring finger.

Found a marble outside in the backyard and it really looks like a Mega Stone.

Promotional poster for “Rhythm of the Hart” by Ryan Ramirez Webb. Red background with paper texture. Main image is a muscular blond man sitting in red underwear. He’s wearing reindeer antlers and a string of holiday lights is wrapped around his body. A yellow circle surrounds him. A green header box contains text that reads, “How Zach Started His Feelings Confession”. A yellow arrow points to a text box that reads, “I wasn't sick. I have feelings. Big feelings. Like, the kind of feelings that make me want to bring you gifts and do cute shit for and with you. Every time either of you talks to me, all I wanna do is kiss you. And watching you get closer the last few days has been killing me because I want to be part of it. I want to be with you. Both of you. And I don't know what that would even look like if you even both felt the same way. But I just had to say it because the feelings aren't going away." Underneath that, a blue header box with text that reads, “How they ALL finished”. A yellow arrow points from that to a text box that reads, I pull him close, our naked bodies meeting fully for the first time, and he kisses the top of my head. Dominic wraps his arms around both of us, and I turn to kiss him. I don't know exactly what this is going to mean going forward, but I'm excited to find out. And I'm going to have to sanitize the table at least five times, but this was so worth it.” Bottom section contains the book cover image and text that reads, “Available in Paperback, Audio, and ebook. Only at ryanramirezwebb.com”

There’s no rule that says you can’t enjoy a filthy MMM holiday novella in April, btw 😈🎅🏼 #mmromance #indieauthor #spicybooks #gaybooks #queerbooks

ryanramirezwebb.com/pages/rhythm...

WHAT 😭

Finally back to where I was in Persona 3 Reload…only a month before my playthrough syncs up with Persona 3 Portable.

Excited to really get it right this time…

Dems in power: Woah, hold your horses! 🤪 Now is not the time to ask for protection for marginalized communities you’re asking too much 😤

Dems without power: the world is on fire and you’re worried about Human Rights? 😱 We have to stop them the *right* way, we’re all human 😢

Additionally, the central office wants a list of current students who's research is centered on these topics to ensure their research is protected...not understanding that this list is public record and is giving the government a list of those actively researching topics they don't want them to.

Sitting in on a meeting with my University where government guidance has been for any students admitted after April 10th, they are no longer allowed to have research topics centered on sexual orientation and/or gender identity. This applies to any faculty appointments as well.

So evil.

If you see this post an image you saved because it made you laugh

😭

Siri, kill capitalism.

[at the orgy] image below

Ranch Gay for me 😔💀😭😂