Can’t even wish the Ayatollah happy new year without having your account locked on X. Thanks for the free speech Elon!

Bins? On a bank holiday? What sorcery is this?

Indeed. 12th night is Sunday isn’t it?

Very well. Take tomorrow off then make preparations for Easter on Jan 2nd. The supermarkets certainly will.

Nearly Easter.

Long may it continue. May they return to their natural status.

Nature is healing.

Too soon?

Ceremony to welcome new users to Bluesky.

Wait. At about 25 seconds in….. is that @showerabsolute.bsky.social ?

You’ve seen through my cunning ruse.

A small piece of fruit?

And that includes the slow-mo footage.

I resent this. I made one film. ONE. It should not define me forever.

Sign me up right now.

Well get settled in. Breakfast is served in the main hall from 07:00 to 09:30.

Here he is.

That twat from Primal Scream dressed like the Witchfinder General.

When your band are playing a gig later but you’ve been asked to investigate reports of a witch spotted on a local housing estate.

Keep me posted. Still early.

Found a watermelon in the car boot earlier.

Anyone else found a large piece of fruit in an unexpected location today?

The credit default swap market continues to operate this way.

Ha! You’ve got to love the @financialtimes.com 404 page

Why hasn’t this page been found?

We asked some leading economists:-

Sourced some oranges, nectarines and bananas without incident.

I am in America. Florida, in fact. Tis a strange but fascinating place.

👀

I suppose I should say something.

Never in doubt.

Treasuries. Although the official US gov site uses Treasury Bonds so ducks the problem.

www.treasurydirect.gov/marketable-s...

What is it up in the air for?