The dumbest timeline

Do weekday afternoon games in Anaheim even count in the standings?

A genius lyric card of pusha t saying “Thirty-six years of doin' dirt like it's Earth Day- God!” over a time magazine cover headlined Earth Day ‘90

Twenty-nine-year-old Deputy Assistant Secretary of Homeland Security for Counterterrorism with a Ph.D. and profiles under an assumed name on Hinge and the website f/k/a Seeking Arrangements.

She did use her job to get them through security faster when he took her on vacation, which was nice.

John Schneider just kinda slammed Eric Lauer’s hand onto the stove there.

Wondrous Land
Ted Harrison
1996

It occurs to me that nobody under the age of forty would even know what this is about

More like drinking buddies

Got that PMA

Eat shit Zaslav

“The ACME Corporation is releasing this film for accounting purposes only”

Dusk at the Stones of Stenness.

Pic: Jim Richardson

public shame

Section three of the Charter—which secures the right to vote—is specifically excluded from the ambit of the NWC

TIRED: That one favorite that lost at home is a fraud
WIRED: Turns out everybody is a fraud
INSPIRED: Fraud is the only way ahead in America; only a fraud will inherit the Larry O'B

Large men, small ball: your 2026 Toronto Blue Jays

Jeff Hoffman is the ninth-inning guy, Louis Varland is the one-out-into-the-ninth-inning guy

At least Hoffman keeps finding new and interesting ways to melt down

Aw look at that little guy

Pretty sure you need the express written consent of the National Basketball Association to post this

More specifically: if Democrats win the House, they'll be in charge of committees with subpoena power. Even if none of them leads to a successful impeachment/removal, the investigation reports can be used by the next D president's Justice Department, so this time charges won't have to wait 2 years.

Almost like Bobby Darrin's version of Mack The Knife, except it only goes up a semitone with each verse.

Kinda seems like it's adding insult to injury for people who get their shit rocked by a storm named Dolly or Nana or Teddy or Wilfred.

If a woman wants to “possess” someone else’s kid that’s kinda creepy too, imo.

A weird fever dream of takes.

Almost like in those old martial arts movies when a guy would have to register his fists with the sheriff as deadly weapons

Dude looks like he's about to call for the destruction of the Jedi

I think we’ve found the ideal role for Hoffman: pitching to the bottom of the Angels order

Me neither