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Lost in the countryside looking for BBQ lighters. www.instagram.com/reel/DXcFl0v...

Day off. Socks on.

Too old for this nonsense.

Keep Bit Skeleton

DJing at STEREO in the bold Magaluf tonight. I’m kicking off at 11pm. First time doing a gig in Magaluf. Should’ve added a helicopter to the promoters budget. See ya there. Behave yourselves.

Lazy day.
📸 iPhone 17 Pro Max with Smallrig black mist and VND filters. Compressed to fuck by Bluesky’s awful video upload compression.

Day off aye.

What the fuck is going on with B&Q?

I’m starting every set on this mini Majorca tour with Beyond Beliefs by Ben Böhmer to clear out the chavs before I begin my set. It worked a treat last night. English lads that were clearly out to cause trouble bolted. Too chilled for their antics.

Casa Calzo for the week. I got to pick the accommodation for this little DJ tour. Not getting holed up in a hotel this time.

How nice is that limited edition Marshall? Fucking how much? Not a single punk is buying that. Doctors and lawyers that have no idea what to do with it.

And moon boots. Double roasting.

Here. We. Go. See ya tomorrow Mallorca.

Yer da’s got “thumbnail game”

*creamy shit

Chucking these 2 in the bag too. Just in case.

I’ve settled on this iPhone 17 Pro Max camera setup for travelling. Ditched the anamorphic lens and cage and going straight to the @smallrig.global 67mm VND and Black mist magnetic filters. Filming in Apple Log 2. I like the cage but it’s too bulky.

Tell you what, phone cameras are not that far away from emulating very expensive cameras. These were taken with the Leica Lux app on an iPhone 17 Pro Max and nails the grainy Leica monochrome look.

The face of a man that makes informative posters. Good job. I learned loads.

Love this shit.

Testing my new iPhone 17 Pro Max setup with the Neweer 1.55 Anamorphic lens, Blackmagic app & Smallrig cage. Waiting on the variable ND filter getting delivered to control the blowouts. Not sure it will replace my full camera rig or even the DJI Osmo Pocket 3 but I love the look of this setup so far

*hangs up on potential customer*

I got these. They cut it to the size you need. Probably easier to get it cut in half instead of one giant piece. Hammers in with small nails easy enough.

www.cutmy.co.uk/wood/plywood...

Bought all this stuff at the height of my fever waking up at 3am. Couldn’t even remember doing it. 🤷🏻

a man in a striped shirt is standing in a field looking up at the sky . ALT: a man in a striped shirt is standing in a field looking up at the sky .

This is essentially day one of being free from the music industry machine since 2005 and it feels fucking fantastic. Now what.

I’m using Threads for more photography, music and other endeavours should anyone fancy following over there. www.threads.com/@calzo.uk

Every now and then an image appears online and I’m fondly reminded of my pal, Darius.

Love a big chewy as fuck crust.

2 weeks until I’ll be kicking off the summer season in Mallorca 🇪🇸 with DJ gigs at:

Banana Club - 18th (ticketed)
Amarre - 19th
Stereo - 21st
Infinity Party Cruise - 23rd (sold out)
Puro - 24th (invitees only)

See ya there.