Think he’s lined up to be the next prime minister

Have you seen the one of him juggling?

Maybe she’s already secretly a member

And by “some of them” I mean me

LOOK OUT IT’S GOING TO FALL!

0/10 see me

I prefer the one that isn’t AI slop.

So neither.

I know just what you’re saying

No you’re reading it wrong.

He is a golden retriever.

I’ve just moved house to a slightly smaller flat so I know the real answer to this and it’s a bin.

Especially in the traumatology department

The someone new is called Barry Centipede.

Maybe the same happened there, I’m not sure. Played there once, it was weird.

The first one I mentioned was above the Hard Rock Cafe on Baldwin street/corn street or whatever the street was called there.

Telling that he’s basically dressed as Nigel Farage for his court date when he was much more Tommy Robinson in the video where he was abusing the woman

In Bristol where I used to live and play gigs in the 2000s one group of residents who bought flats in the town centre above a music venue got it closed down.

Another set moved near the Louisiana which had live music for more than 50 years and complained until it was volume restricted.

Wankers.

And that’s how God got his first job as a rugby referee.

They let me loose on one of the reginos all by myself!

Guys just found time to pop a post on here that today is my first day as a Reliability Engineer at Bluesky.

It’s gone great so far, I think!

Everyone said I’ve made an instant impact!

“Do a face like Mr Beast for the thumbnail”
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“He’s a content creator on YouTube”
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“He makes videos”
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“Look open your mouth and look surprised”
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“Please?”
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“Ok fine”

“Hello? Oh hi again mum... yes… yes… yes I’m still working on the phone thing… yes people will want it… but I don’t want to be a doctor…yes but… look can we stop talking about my brother… look anyway mum there’s someone on the other line… yes I know you’ve got the only other phone…”

I think you need to print a correction that it’s only 5 then

I’m a sub-woofer guy myself

I mean, hunting of birds kind of shoots the whole thing down (pun not originally intended but I’ll go with it)

Maybe there used to be birds but they’ve all died out and been replaced by drones?

Probably something about it being too remote to verify if the astronauts are really in there or something. I dunno.

How big is the plate?

Staring back, staring back
The girl on the bus keeps staring back
All day long

And if she were the driver he wouldn’t know *nothing* about her!

Can still sit upstairs if she’s the driver

He also checked out her arse when she turned around.