Unclench your jaw

When the Vampire Weekend biopic is finally made I'd like to pitch Christopher Abbott as Ezra Koenig

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Wow! Thanks, Instagram!

I swear if I lived in the tropics I would explode

Oh and do you like playlists? Because

open.spotify.com/playlist/4ms...

Made myself an iced coffee. Took a sip and, for fully two seconds, was enraged that my coffee had "already gone cold".

What the hell are you doing there get back here

TOO HOT STOP IT NOW

Parenting update:

10: "Don't kick Mummy's vagina!"

7: "I will! I will kick it OFF!"

a man wearing a blue shirt with the words right on written on it ALT: a man wearing a blue shirt with the words right on written on it

No Uncles Rico though.

Walking past the Wetherspoons at 8am today I saw AT LEAST 20 Gregs from White Lotus Season 3.

MAY THE FIRST BE WITH YOU!!!1 happy starwor day! #maythefirstbewithyou #happystarworday

Movie poster: Cannibal Women in the Avocado Jungle of Death.

Guys, the Avocado Jungle of Death is so lovely this time of year. Don't let the name put you off. Or all the cannibal women featured in this quality documentary.

What are the instructions to my alarm clock trying to tell me?

JIMBO! I'm acceptable. How are yooou?

Which was pretty nasty!

I haven't taken an Uber in a while, but a ride involving zero sexual harrassment was rare in my experience.

Gooseberries are a pretty nasty fruit, as it goes. As Jeanette Winterson wrote.

Was it fruit?! I thought it was "food". Which doesn't clear it up at all, either.

Janet Jackson - Nasty YouTube video by JanetJacksonVEVO

It's been almost 40 years and I still don't know what a "nasty car" is or why Janet Jackson doesn't like them youtu.be/ujnq2v6R02U?...

Joyful internet typo of the day:

Are you well?

Kat!

@nicander.bsky.social Boss!

Super pumped for you! X

@mhairim.bsky.social SLOW HORSES SERIES 5?! Amayyyzin!

SNL Digital Short: Ras Trent - Saturday Night Live YouTube video by Saturday Night Live

👆 #TheLonelyIsland break down Ras Trent with Seth Myers www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLQb...

FINALLY