Wait, is this the guy who Sonos yeeted for fucking up their New Coke-like app update? Sigh.

I don't think Trump is smart enough to come up with a plan like this. But Stephen Miller is.

Well, that’s one way to keep Dems from taking over Congress.

Chaos online as Cloudflare outage crashes half of the internet Several popular websites have crashed amid a Cloudflare system outage. Users report issues with emails, social media sites and work platforms.

*sighs and goes to reset the clock* www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/...

See also: Sam Vimes’ boots.

Was that the kid that ICE kidnapped from Minnesota he just gave the Grammy to…?

Democrat wins special election for red Texas Senate seat With ballots tallied from all but a handful of voting centers, Rehmet had 57% of the vote, besting the 43% for his GOP opponent, Leigh Wambsganss, who had a massive spending advantage.

Yes, we kept a Congressional district in Texas blue. That's great... but I think the bigger story is what happened in SD9... flipping a district that Trump won by 17 points in 2024 to a 14-point Dem landslide. www.texastribune.org/2026/01/30/t...

a cartoon drawing of the capitol building with a flag hanging from the top . ALT: a cartoon drawing of the capitol building with a flag hanging from the top .

That was outsourced to Schoolhouse Rock in the 70s.

I’ve played that pinball machine!

It’s a bit difficult to provide healthcare when all of your hospitals have been bombed to rubble.

It's because the've seen all those spy movies where the supervillian appears at the scene of the crime after it's done, instead of just getting reports at their office.

They don't like whistles? OK, get some vuvuzelas.

Fuck whistles. You can buy vuvuzelas in ten-packs on Amazon.

True, but sometimes their "Civil unrest is bad for business" take isn't too far from our "Civil unrest is bad for *everyone*" take, even if the motivations are different.

Dear iOS autocorrect: Alex's last name was Pretti, not Pretty.

Alex Pretti, in a hat and sunglasses, holding a phone up to an ICE agent standing in front oh him, back to the camera, who is masked and wearing a vest labeled "POLICE".

Will we ever see the video that Alex Pretti was recording himself before he was assaulted?

The killing of Alex Pretti is a heartbreaking tragedy. It should also be a wake-up call to every American, regardless of party, that many of our core values as a nation are increasingly under assault.

A group of protesters in combat fatigues and carrying military rifles in front of a Utah state government building in Salt Lake City on January 17, 2021.

Funny, none of these people got shot.

I see my tax dollars at work when I can drink water without dying of legionnaire's, I can buy food without dying of salmonella, and I know to stay home ahead of a snowstorm so I don't die on the side of the road.

All of these agencies that put our tax dollars to work have been kneecapped by Trump.

Federal agent secured gun from Minn. man before fatal shooting, videos show A Post analysis of videos sheds light on the encounter that left 37-year-old Alex Pretti dead.

They didn't jus secure Pretti's gun before shots were fired - it was secured before the agent who executed him even unholstered his own.

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Taco Trucks staying open does not violate the General Strike. We still need them on every corner.

ICE and MAGA really did bet the farm on all of Minneapolis’s white people going “oh yes, please take away our disgusting, evil non-white-foreigner neighbors, oh thank you so much.”

it’s beautiful that they’ve been proven incredibly wrong about that - may the rest of the country do the same.

Hey Youtube, your algorithm's doing that thing again... 🤬

I mean, LSD is *right there*.

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You’re really only seeing what you want to see here, don’t you.

Last I checked, "aggressively protesting" and "verbally attacking" an officer don't deserve to get you killed.

And what if she wasn't a white, female, conventionally attractive citizen...?

You still don't shoot her in the face.

Obviously, no one told Trump how it went for us the *last* time the US invaded a foreign country to steal its oil.

I caught both references, so I should schedule two I guess