Things are going so bad in America, the Statue of Liberty is thinking about cutting her own bangs.

So happy “Red, White and Blaine” made it to Broadway. #tonyawards

Trump and Elon Musk sitting in a red Tesla. Trump is at the wheel leaning back with a grimace like he’s confused about what’s happening and it’s making him angry or horny. Elon, in sunglasses, is in the passenger seat leaning forward while licking his teeth while half his face melts in real time like fresh glue poured from a bottle.

“Get in, loser, we’re crashing the stock market.”

Another special day to celebrate my foil, my twin brother who publicly admits his authentic age.

👏👏👏

Drag King name suggestion: Lincoln Bio.

For the drag king who is only about self promotion.

#dragking #dragqueen #dragnames

Egg prices are so high, the Easter Bunny is gonna have to hit up the Tooth Fairy for a loan.

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When I say I’m chill, but my eye just involuntarily twitched “help” in Morse Code.

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Your Unicorn messages for today ✨🦄✨

#channeledmessage #unicornhealing #raiseyourvibrarion

They love to make people do things against their own will. It’s so on brand.

Ummm… Facebook had me and my husband automatically following the new President which we never liked. #fuckzuck

‘Darkness cannot drive out darkness; only light can do that. Hate cannot drive out hate; only love can do that.’ — Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.

On #MLKDay, we honor his legacy by choosing love over hate, justice over injustice, and hope over fear.

HAPPENING NOW: TikTok appears to be coming back online. The website is now working and the app appears to be slowly reconnecting for users in the U.S.

I work in the social media space for a living. I’m doing a personal #MetaDiet and a #TikTokRefugee. Hoping to find joy and entertainment in Bluesky

If any artist wants to perform at the inauguration… let them.

I say that to also use “them” as their unlikely pronoun.

Hawaii was a perfect Friendsgiving to avoid hearing about the great tariffs from broke people on Medicare and a fixed income.

Wicked was perfection. I’m forever grateful to the audience that didn’t use it as their AMC karaoke debut.

Hallmark: The Word Art of Television

My fake IMDb age is getting old.

Anyone who voted against LGBTQIA+ rights can now hang out with a cheap dozen of eggs with faces painted on them and call them “your gay friend.”

Looking for other unicorns, light workers and kind people. That’s all. ✨🦄✨