So when it comes to beards and hairstyles, discipline requires strict conformity. When it comes to contracting and spreading a preventable illness that directly affects unit readiness, follow your bliss, man.
420 on a Monday, proof we're in the worst possible timeline.
i once threw up at a smashing pumpkins concert and billy corgan has yet to ask me if i’m feeling any better.
POTUS is a Destable Tanguy
Some job news: I now work in the newly-established Federal Department of Metaphors. How are we doing so far?
I will say the big difference between him putting all of his political beliefs in terms of Mario Kart and me when I do it is there are three women who haven’t walked out of the room when he does it
A photo of a tray with three sections empty. One has chopped carrot in it. The other has what can only be described as a posit of brown dog vomit and an insole liner of a sneaker (or a used panty liner from the mid 1700s). The kind of meal that would have you happily tossing yourself overboard.
NEW: Growing fears of food shortages on USS Tripoli & other US ships in the Middle East.
This photo is the kind of meals now being served. It was sent by a sailor to her family.
Families are now trying to send food parcels to the ships.
Full story 👉 www.usatoday.com/story/news/p...
So: $60K in total fines for LaMelo and some flagrant points, but no suspension. He'll be available for Friday's play-in finale against the loser of Sixers-Magic.
Can confirm
Vance lecturing the Pope on Catholicism will never be topped. That's the peak and the peak is in outer space.
JD Vance to Receive First Annual FIFA Catholicism Prize
You are cleared to watch.
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-co...
He thought this one was a picture of him as an astronaut
ok NOW i bet Zelenskyy will thank JD Vance
Melania is bringing up the Epstein files to distract from the Iran War which was started to distract from the Epstein files.
River Cooter
ran into your girl at the aquarium
this goes hard as fuck
Help my Secretary of Defense is talking like a wide receiver
trump wound up giving iran massively more control over the global energy market than it had before he started the war. job well done sir
I can't believe a FIFA Peace Prize winner would do this
Replay review is always bad. Using replay review to stop the game in clutch time to try to get the refs to retroactively call the other team for a stray elbow is about as debased as coaching gets.
UConn had been 6-0 (!) in national championship games until this evening
Solo Ball and Yaxel Lendeborg are making this the most Mos Eisley Cantina-ass named championship game ever
UNC hiring only coaches blackballed by the pro leagues is a choice.
Tuesday will be Power Plant Day, and Bridge Day, all wrapped up in one, in Iran. There will be nothing like it!!! Open the Fuckin' Strait, you crazy bastards, or you'll be living in Hell - JUST WATCH! Praise be to Allah. President DONALD J. TRUMP 1.62k 1.88k
Happy Easter from the President of the United States of America.
