Leia is a white cat with grey patches and green eyes and she’s sitting on a grey couch. She is staring at the camera.

Waiting (im)patiently for a piece of salmon.

Oh no! Sometimes Leia is only able to swipe at yarn. Rosa yowled but never lost her agility so she was an absolute menace.

Leia has zoomies and geriatric zoomies are very cute and involve jumping on low shelves that don’t hurt a girl’s joints and running down the hall

Cashier: This looks interesting.

Me: Yeah, it’s grippy primer. I’ve been influenced by ig girlies.

Other cashier: What’s this now?

Me: *explains ig girlies and grippy primer*

OC: Interesting! Where did you get it?

Me: 👀 Here? 👀

She was so annoyed it was taking me so long, as if my bed is the only place she can sleep

Leia is a white cat with grey patches on her back and a grey tail. Shes sitting on an oblong cardboard box with her back to the camera.

The cat very helpfully sat on the shipping box my new bed came in and didn’t move an inch or look at me while I emptied it.

Oh god I don’t like those either. I think the issue is that I only like cream cheese on bagels, anything else and I hate it lol

I’m all for experimentation and trying new things but my favourite sushi place has something called “mango cheese” and I’ve never wanted to know about something less

Moving back into the delivery zone has made such a positive impact on my mental health. We can’t underestimate how much “making things easier” is so important

Anyone in Madrid who would be interested in volunteering for a one week art project recreating Guernica?

I have very limited details currently but will find out more

La ti da Velveeta, you say. That’s premium plastic cheese

Why is the cheapest, most plastic cheese the best for grilled cheese sandwiches

This week’s Betwixt is bonkers and the worst part wasn’t even the description of the venereal disease wash from ww1

Who asked him, anyways

I went for a really long walk and bought the most delicious caramel bread pudding that is absolute going to destroy my belly. Worth it.

Every time I give the cat a little bite of whatever I’m eating, she’ll look at the bigger piece in my other hand as if to check that I might give her that piece.

Glutinous rice balls, fuck me up

Aw poor thing! I feel like part of my issue out here, Tesla wasn’t available until about the time of the Thai cave incident so I feel like there’s no excuse 😂 but also, if you weren’t super online then, would you actually know?

It’s funny how tailgating me will make me drive slower. Who knew you could set cruise control at 49 km/h. Yes it was a man.

I saw one of the “I bought this before Elon went crazy” stickers on a Tesla and it’s cool you want to think that but he was *always* a fuck

“There is the art of loving. This the art of forgetting how” - Caroline Rose expressing it all

Wait. Who’s shit talking the pope? That never ends well but go off lmao

I thought the cat was coming to comfort me because crying but no. She literally walked over my lap then jumped down to go get a bite to eat in the kitchen. I still love her.

It must be so peaceful to curl up under a toadstool and have a nap.

I hope my kid never really outgrows his dinosaur phase because there’s something hilarious about finding random toy dinosaurs everywhere

Today was not a great day but at least I have garlic bread, even though the cat won’t stop bullying me for a piece

To be a little cat who gets up in the morning, eats breakfast followed by a collection of treats with medicine hidden inside then a trip to the fridge for a piece of chicken. Scritches and being told she’s the prettiest girl in the world and it’s time for a nap

If ever you think you’re socially awkward, at least you are not Hans Christian Andersen on your fifth week of staying with Charles Dickens and his family, making everyone uncomfortable with crying jags

Thank you!! I watched a lot of videos and there were a few failed false starts so I’m pretty happy with them

Thank you!