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The #Browns: “Nothing we can’t ruin by showing up.”

Also the #Browns: “No one we can’t make look better by trading them to a team in our division.”

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Go #Guardians!

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Of all the things I needed after the #Browns, it was not these idiotic announcers yapping about how bad the #Guardians are and how amazing it is that they might make it into the postseason.

FML.

I freaking love Andre Consonants. 😂😂😂

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Look, I’m really sorry, but if you can’t have an NFL team that can’t get out of its own way with a crossing guard and a police escort ruined your whole freaking Sunday, then you’re just not a #Browns fan.

Well, if there’s one thing this administration knows about, it’s deception.

Dear Europe,
Don’t support this illegal-under-any-standard horseshit.
Love,
America

“Cleanup on Main Street” is not what is needed right now.

Yeah. They should listen, so they know exactly what not to say or do.

Once again, the Giant Cheeto-Faced Yahoo has been played for a fool on the international stage. Unfortunately, this time the consequences are going to be catastrophic for pretty much everyone.

Got to get my pneumonia vax and Covid booster today, and try to be productive instead of doomscrolling. Not super successful so far though.

What I wouldn’t give for actual responsible people at the highest levels of our government .

If you’re surprised by any of this, you’re not paying attention.

I’m sorry, you must not have heard the press conference at the Pentagon. They were very clear that DL was more dedicated to the peace process than anyone who ever lived.
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Utterly predictable, utterly ill-prepared, utterly inhumane. It’s like a motto on a tacky golden needlepoint sampler in the nest of the Giant Cheeto-Faced Yahoo.

Also I think the pocket square is in backwards? Like be out it in there but in the mirror so it looked correct, but shouldn’t the stripes part of the flag be toward his buttons and the star part closer to his arm? Am I insane?

A deadline I happily would have missed.

Pete needs a better tailor and less product on his hair, and wtf pocket square is that? It looks like he tore off a piece of an Election Day pamphlet and stuck it in his pocket. Pete really wants you to believe this was all well thought-out. Also kisses Israel’s ass. GTFO. 2/2

Just listening to this embarrassing Pentagon briefing and you’d think we lived in Dollar Tree North Korea. “No other country could have done it better.” “The president’s leadership was amazing” “No one was more dedicated to the peace process than he was.” What a load of horseshit. 1/2

Not cartwheel-inducing, definitely, but also not the end of the world. Very lucky in that, truly, and I know it. Thanks for the good wishes 💙

Thanks! 💙 I’m very lucky all told, and I know it, but the emotional rollercoaster took over when I turned on the news. So odd that though everyone has an asshole those two evolved to become one.

Thanks. 💙 I’m very lucky to have good insurance, great doctors, and an earlier-than-it-could-have-been discovery of a very treatable cancer.

The Four Coarse Men of the Apocalypse, maybe.

MSNBC just said something about the missles being launched from subs. Anyone have any idea which is more likely?

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Worst month ever. Diagnosed with breast cancer, starting chemo in a week and a half, the other two people on my team are going through unfair shit at work, and now this giant orange asshole on legs is bombing another country as a fucked-up present to yet another country.

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The clocks were striking 13…

Whatever Israel did for Trump, it was the best money they ever spent.

Be careful everywhere, everyone. 💙

On tonight's episode of Dateline: the case of the Cleveland Cavaliers YouTube video by Cleveland Cavaliers

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Disgraceful response. They never take responsibility. Pete Hegseth put our national security at risk. He is completely unfit to lead.

Won’t they just pocket the cash or use it for stock buybacks? It seems like a win-win for them.

But then, almost everyone knows those are snake oil and not actual medicines.