Movie Idea: “Meet the Parents” but it’s Werner Herzog and Marina Abramovic.

“I am tired of earth, these people. I'm tired of being caught in the tangle of their lives."

Worker With Mini Christmas Tree (2016)

📷 @gustavoturner.bsky.social

Peter Thiel’s lecture on the Antichrist and chill?

If I had a Time Machine, the first thing I’d do is travel back to the SNL writers’ room in 1988 and pitch a sketch called “Married to The Blob.”

Paulita Pappel: “El porno puede ser educativo e inspirador” La autora de ‘Sin sexo no hay feminismo. Manifiesto proporno’ reflexiona sobre sexualidad, porno queer, consentimiento, placer, fantasías, transfobia y el giro moralizante de una parte del feminismo p...

Excellent interview (in Spanish) with @paulitapappel.bsky.social on sex-positive feminism and porn: "The pro-sex stance is to take back our sexuality. To stop thinking about it only as danger, because that belief leaves us powerless. It steals our agency."

www.elsaltodiario.com/sexualidad/e...

We used to be a proper country

They played him tho. The cutaways to his eye-rolling were more cringe than their manosphere MLM bullshit. Doc is an object lesson on how *not* to fight these idiots.

I miss actual documentarists…

Right before the internet (1990-1993), if you started hanging out with someone and found a copy of this in their home, they were either a) the coolest person ever and you’d be friends forever or b) an absolute nightmare chaos goblin (prob. didn’t make it into the 21st. C.):

Nothing is certain in this world except three things: death, taxes, and whenever an orange Impulse CD turns up in a thrift store it’s always Diana Krall.

Who else feels seen?

Imagine when they reboot "Drunk History" in 2125 and they have to re-enact what we're going through.

Test for Millennials and Gen Z:

What made this CD by a huge classic rock band stand out on your CD shelf?

(No looking up and no Boomers/Gen X please):

Solve the riddle:

Happy Easter

He* is risen!

*Chuck Tingle

This must be the most Buddhist thing ever —

If you are trying to find a Buddhist Master and you click on the "Masters" link on the online World Buddhist Directory, it leads you to a 404 page:

buddhanet.info/wbd/index.php

Papers, Please | Michael McGrady Jr. Age verification laws have proven costly to freedom of expression for adult consumers and chill sexual speech.

MUST READ if you're interested in the future of adult content, censorship, the War on Porn, etc.

Michael McGrady — a tireless journalist for @avn.bsky.social and others — has written a really solid, very comprehensive and well-sourced survey of what's going on rn:

thebaffler.com/latest/paper...

I got a visceral reaction from a scroller!!! I’ll take the w

As far as I’m concerned, Mark is Mark and Shania is Shania and the Twains shall never meet.

Go get dinner? In this economy?

Cut or Uncut? How Much of Alexander Skarsgård’s (Fake) Penis Are ‘Pillion’ Viewers Getting at Home? Movies with strong sexual content are navigating the streaming era with a confusing multiplicity of versions, cut to match ever-shifting sets of standards.

Asking the real questions the public wants to know.

My article for @thr.com on the chaotic world of 2026 movie censorship:

www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie...

What’s really amazing about this piece by @gustavoturner.bsky.social is how the Hollywood Reporter treats the history of Leo and OnlyFans as it any other media business. Details the start with MFC, talks those who were there and at OF, puts it in a larger context.

Things were rarely afforded in msm

Was OnlyFans Mogul Leo Radvinsky the Mark Zuckerberg of the Online Porn Industry? Just like the Facebook founder, the late adult-content billionaire was an upstart millennial who made all the right moves to spin an existing idea into gold.

"Like Zuckerberg, Radvinsky grew his businesses decision by smart decision, banking on that peculiar intimacy that a certain kind of millennial man (their gender is not trivial for their creations) enjoys with our increasingly networked world and the machines and software that make it possible."

Things you can say in bed, but also as you’re walking around the neighborhood trying to find the owner of a cat you found and are holding:

The real ones know why this is *really* worth finding:

"It's New Year's Eve? My boyfriend doesn't tell me anything."

Chloe Cherry is back as Faye in Season 3 of “Euphoria,” premiering April 12 on HBO Max

📷 Gustavo Turner

@euphoriahbo.bsky.social

Has anyone ever rented “Crash” but a few minutes into it realized it was the other “Crash”?

Great model too!