lyin dyin flyin Hawaiian go ‘Bows

this is easily the highest-quality cinematography of one of my boats racing that i have ever seen (ours is the boat closest to the camera)

loogit Ms Steal Yo Girl over here

Billionaires are a policy failure but if I ever become one this I vow: my first act will be to do a promotion at every sports venue in the country to hand out a food or beverage ticket embossed with “[my enemy’s name] sux”

Last time I saw her in this kind of pose she was seconds away from ripping an amazing fart

A blue shipping container with its door slightly ajar and the words “car wash” spray painted on the front

Me: [desperately trying to prove DC is fun and cool and not overly threatening]
DC:

Wow weird I wonder if the environment is somehow suboptimal

A not-at-all suspicious shipping container with the words “car wash” spray painted on it

This was the least suspicious thing I saw during a nice Sunday afternoon stroll

To be clear these are really different, and we need to support public broadcasting, but the media landscape has gotten so bad that sometimes it’s overwhelming

I Had a Dream Journalism Job. Here's Why I Quit. The rot that hollowed out trust in corporate media finally reached OPB. I had to go.

You say that but: www.thewesternedge.media/p/i-had-a-dr...

As a lifelong Sienan, I’ll just say: go Siennes or whomever

Not a state so all crime is legal on the third Thursday of each month

Yeah but it’s tempered by LAX, not basketball, being entitled

ai worships the darnest things

Yesterday I saw affordability polling results which had gas as the most affordable thing in Americans’ lives,
I wonder if this will impact that

Did you get this in Keelung or Hualien?

sleeve of golf balls: I’d like to see you try big man
Spencer [flossing]: CHOMP CHOMP YOU DIMPLED ASS SNACKS

for $79 million could you eat five golf balls in one round

these were in increasing order of how much time i had spent there, until the last one

www.maptap.gg February 18
98🔥 95🏅 100🎯 100🎯 100🎯
Final score: 993

a very derpy looking bernedoodle puppy in a doggie backpack, gazing on her person with deep love and devotion because her person has a chocolate peanut butter shake

shoutout to my rowing team, which chose this picture of my dog as a puppy for our internal comma channel banner picture

I am listening to this week‘s episode of @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and I heard Holly say the best band in her high school was the ska band. As a loud and proud member of the Skamikazes, I can say that (a) she’s right and (b) it’s a real indictment of the other bands there at the time

I’ve never met anyone who is 72.0 inches tall, they do not exist

If anyone does you’ve found the cop

Is the broadcast audio being infected by the fullcast haint

See this is why we’re friends: because we both know what it’s like to have people be jealous of us.

I’m being personally attacked

Holly this is less a question and more a comment but I think you mean “assholes” since we encompass multitudes. And rectums is the formal version of the word

[cronch]

my dog [looking at a marrow bone, then me, then the bone]: either thou or I or both must go with him

I genuinely thought he had already done that in like 2022