*logs back off*

A lot of affection from catholics for the new pope Robert Prevost

in fact you could say they are all massive Prevophiles

not even a gaming rug!

forever in debt to your medium fries 🎶💝🥔

From Richard E Grant to Richard E's Very Well Dressed Isn't E

I disagree, I think she'll obtain the ideal number of votes for them

indeed you run the risk of cross infection

r...really? every one?

*storms down to local A&E with wounded expression*

best thing about being a manager is when everybody goes off to the pub after work without inviting you, you know it's because of the hierarchy, not because they despise you x

god he'll be so embarrassed when he finds out

I have indeed wondered to myself many times how this clown who makes iffy cars that go on fire and rockets that blow up can be *the richest human alive ever* I mean it's not like he owns household brands like Special K or Durex

What's his stance, as it were, on flares up the arsehole?

Or: I'm so important that good guys from the future continually go back in time to intervene in the missions of the future assassins, leaving me blissfully ignorant enough to be able to accomplish my masterwork

Songs about Boston exist in a quantum state; only by clarifying whether it's Massachusetts or Lincolnshire can they resolve into either cool or limp

*moves next to the local church*

*gets it closed down due to noisy hymns*

Went to a restaurant last night. With dread predictability the waitress' first words were: "Do you know how it works here?" And already then, at that precise moment, you know you're fucked.

Counterpoint:

No, but in spandex

shambles

That may be the origin story but the culture war at the heart of the matter is the disconnect between local/global fanbase pools. There's an athletic long read in there somewhere.

Local fans feeling disenfranchised, global fans feeling maligned by locals as phoney, support for Cobham the lever.

back in the title race lads

the earth was nearly a billion years old when life first emerged. why do you think it took so long?

don't mock him, he has got turrets syndrome

[...]

[posts it anyway]

Carl Weathers can do voice coaching at a very reasonable rate. Well, he could.

Going through the yellow pages looking for somebody to sponsor us. We'd reached G-H by December but obviously that's been on hold for January so we could squeeze in all the due diligence.

That would be undue diligence

You're not allowed to do due diligence the rest of the year, stands to reason

to "work"

Oops North - birthplace of Whoopsie Goldberg and Damn Brown

that angel must be sick of it by now

"depict unbearable"